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[Toaster]

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH

[Darvi]

WATCH OUT FOR HOLY WATER IT SHORT CIRCUIT YOU

[Spinal_Taper]

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH

((That's a rather cheap way to beat the final boss.))

[Toaster]

((Blame the devs))

[Spinal_Taper]

((This should get a sequel, once it's over. It's amazing.))

[monk12]

FLY TO MOON

FIND PRINCESS

[4]

TO THE MOON!

Dwoku will lend his aid to whoever decided to SAVE THE PRINCESS next.

That'll be IronyOwl, I guess.

DWOKU LEADS IRONY TO PRINCESS ROOM!

TOASTER IS HERE

MANY FLAMING ZOMBIES ARE HERE

FLAMING CHEESE WHEEL PROJECTILE IS HERE

WAVE HAND THROUGH AIR IN VILLAINOUS WAY, ABSORB THE PRINCESS' SOUL IF NOT DONE ALREADY.  FLY TO EARTH, EAT MORE SOULS, BECOME SUPER-DUPER LICH. OBTAIN ADDITIONAL FORMS TO BE UTILIZED WHEN DAMAGED, AFTER ALL, AM BECOMING FINAL BOSS.
((Wasn't Irony already on the moon?))

[2]

ONLY PRINCESS HERE IS MOON!

MOON SOUL STUCK TOO!

HAVE WE EQUIPPED THE MOON AS A WEAPON YET?

[4]

DARVI EQUIPS MOON

MOON GET!

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH

[2]

INVENTORY: PHOENIX DOWN x0

OH NOES!

[Darvi]

THROW MOON AT ZOMBIES

[Toaster]

Let's see... a zombie's like a phoenix, since it died and came back to life.  Also, it's on fire.  Ergo, Phoenix!

GRIND ZOMBIE DOWN INTO PHOENIX DOWN

[Spinal_Taper]

USE WD-40 ON MOON SOUL. ABSORB MOON SOUL. THEN ABSORB EARTH SOUL. THEN, ONCE AGAIN, BECOME FINAL BOSS. BWAHAHA. LET THE FLAMING ZOMBIE HOLD OFF THE HEROES, ESPECIALLY DARVI.

[Caerwyn]

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!

[Spinal_Taper]

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!

((That move never works. Except on the final final boss. There will be a sequel, right?))

[Darvi]

It's the tantrum bomb!

[Spinal_Taper]

It's the tantrum bomb!

((He has to charge it until the most dramatic moment.))

[Caerwyn]

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!

((That move never works. Except on the final final boss. There will be a sequel, right?))

You ARE the Final, Final boss.

[Darvi]

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))