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Author Topic: PRINCESS ABDUCTED  (Read 38417 times)

monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2012, 02:58:39 pm »

TRICK THEM INTO FIGHTING EACH OTHER

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"LOOK GUYS ZOMBIES OH NOES!"

"LOOK ZOMBIES DELICIOUS GUY BRAINS!"

MOON GUARDS FIGHT ZOMBIES!

MOON GUARDS LOSE!

OH GOD MORE ZOMBIES NOW

CONSUME ALL THE GUARDS.

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NO MORE GUARDS HERE TO CONSUME

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

[5]

YOU ZOMBIE NOW

BRAINS-EATING OPTIONAL

WELCOME IRONYOWL TO THE HORDE

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WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

THIS ZOMBIE DIFFERENT

SHUN THE NON-BRAIN EATER! SHUUUUNNNN

USE BEARDSPLODINESS TO MAKE ZOMBIE GUARDS EXPLODE.

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MEGA BEARD EXPLOSION!

ALL BEARDS EVERYWHERE EXPLODE!

MOON ON FIRE!

MOON ZOMBIES ON FIRE!

.......SHIT!

Grab my side-kick Krillin, and fly to save the princess!

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FLY TO MOON WITH KRILLIN

FIRE HERE

ZOMBIES HERE

FIRE ZOMBIES HERE

EAT ALL MOON EXCEPT PRINCESS

MOON ALSO PRINCESS!

WHAT A TWEEST!

Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2012, 03:00:03 pm »

STAND UPON THE PRINCESS, ABSORB SOULS OF COMRADES, FOES, MOON PRINCESS, ETC. BECOME SUPER LICH.
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Darvi

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2012, 03:00:23 pm »

OH SNAP.
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anailater

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2012, 03:00:45 pm »

TAKE MOON/PRINCESS TO KING MAN
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Toaster

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »

KILL FIRE ZOMBIES WITH MOON CHEESE
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2012, 03:03:12 pm »

Krillin and I will perform a...FUSION.

May my beard be restored by combining with this bald-headed almost dwarf-like midget!
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IronyOwl

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2012, 03:07:12 pm »

POWER UP

AGAIN

IT'LL WORK THIS TIME
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2012, 03:07:42 pm »

This RTD in a nutshell:

I am a maniacal zombie lord, who has hijacked the moon and its vast princess reserves.
Toaster is a hero, who is trying to rescue the princess, while slaughtering as many zombies as possible. anailater is an all-consuming, princess rescuing wanna-be hero, who will probably choose a feast for his reward.
Irony is a yellow haired zombie who challenges the zombie stereotype of devouring brains.
Caerwyn is dwarf Goku.
Darvi just snaps.
Ayup.
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Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2012, 03:11:42 pm »

Exactly. This guy's good.
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monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2012, 03:13:24 pm »

STAND UPON THE PRINCESS, ABSORB SOULS OF COMRADES, FOES, MOON PRINCESS, ETC. BECOME SUPER LICH.

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LOOSE SOULS YOURS NOW!

NOM NOM NOM!

NOW YOU LIKE CAT OR SOMETHING!

TAKE MOON/PRINCESS TO KING MAN

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MOON STUCK IN SKY

KILL FIRE ZOMBIES WITH MOON CHEESE

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TOASTER USES FLAMING CHEESE WHEEL ATTACK!

IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

Krillin and I will perform a...FUSION.

May my beard be restored by combining with this bald-headed almost dwarf-like midget!

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FUSION!

BEARD GET!

BALD GET!

ORANGE PAJAMAS GET!

POWER UP

AGAIN

IT'LL WORK THIS TIME

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SUPER SAIYAN ZOMBIE IS YOU!

IronyOwl

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2012, 03:14:27 pm »

FLY TO MOON

FIND PRINCESS
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2012, 03:15:49 pm »

Dwoku will lend his aid to whoever decided to SAVE THE PRINCESS next.

That'll be IronyOwl, I guess.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2012, 03:16:16 pm »

WAVE HAND THROUGH AIR IN VILLAINOUS WAY, ABSORB THE PRINCESS' SOUL IF NOT DONE ALREADY.  FLY TO EARTH, EAT MORE SOULS, BECOME SUPER-DUPER LICH. OBTAIN ADDITIONAL FORMS TO BE UTILIZED WHEN DAMAGED, AFTER ALL, AM BECOMING FINAL BOSS.
((Wasn't Irony already on the moon?))
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Darvi

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #58 on: July 18, 2012, 03:16:39 pm »

HAVE WE EQUIPPED THE MOON AS A WEAPON YET?
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2012, 03:17:22 pm »

TAKE SKY WITH ME TO
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