Tiruin: The vehicle rises up!
You encourage your eagles to move faster. +1 speed.
You manage to start driving normally. | +1 tile. You are now above tile 2.
antlion12: The vehicle advances to tile 2. Ye only have 1 kitten to throw. It gets throw at Caerwyn
Direct hit at a boar head! The kitten claws at the boar Tearing an eye out! No new kittens this turn.Wolfchild:
Your dwarves kick into full speed! +2 tiles. While you pass Caerwyn, you shoot a rock.
A direct hit on the boar that just lost its eye! The hit breaks a leg! You catch one of your insane dwarves tampering with the vehicle, and pull him away.HmH: You focus intensely on your driving, avoiding the skelk. +1 tile.
Two kittens are born. They are not launched yet, as etur has no target. He wouldn't want to upset you by shooting the wrong person. However, he DOES finish the ball trap.
zomara0292: You are equally focused, avoiding the skelk. Your crippled dwarf throws a log at antlion12,
and completely misses.Caerwyn:
You successfully get your boars away from the skelk. The last few attacks take out two of the skelk.
| The majority of your time was spent getting away from the skelk, so you couldn't pick up enough speed to move a tile.
Evil Glacier:
(S)[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10](E)
Player Locations:
1: Nobody
2: Caerwyn, Tiruin(flying), antlion12, HmH, zomara0292
3: wolfchild
Special tiles:
1: There is a pile of money on the ground. -1 to cornering if you want to try and grab some of it, and more penalties for each person who tries.
2: You can see a herd of skeletal elk moving around.
3: Nothing out of the ordinary. Just an empty stretch of land.
4: Covered in ice. Looks slippery.
5: A heavy blizzard is covering this area. It is difficult to see. -1 to ranged attacks, -1 to cornering, and -1 to speed for animals not inside.
Statuses after turn 2:
Name: Vickshotra
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities: none yet
Wearing leather armour
Vehicle Name: Magaurst
Dwarfbucks: 0☼
Parts:
Wooden chassis
Wooden Armour
Wooden Wheels
8 Cats: In cage, will begin breeding slowly when actions start.
3 Boars: Main engine. 2 Speed.
3 rock mechanisms
4 logs of wood
1 Giant eagle(semi-tame)
Henchmen:
Crippled Henchdwarf: Austri
Health:
Is missing their right leg and right arm.
The leg is replaced with wood.Abilities: Is a novice woodcrafter
Is an adequate thrower
Is an adequate mechanic
is a proficient siege operator
Insane Dwarf: Ponydwarf
Health: Fine
Insane Dwarf: Iamhuman
Health: Fine
Standing orders: Dig through the dumps for things to use for free items (after race)
throw useless items at the racers(during race)
Name: Ardul Irith
Health: Perfectly fine.
Abilities: -
Vehicle Name: Alcyone Wing
Dwarfbucks: 200☼
Quote from: Parts
Stone Chassis
Three Giant Eagles: 2 Speed
Iron WheelsQuote from: Henchmen & Orders
Bardum Thain ; Male [Crippled Henchdwarf]
Status:
Has some scarring on body and arms. Left leg broken. Abilities:
Is an adequate leather worker
Is a proficient fighter
Is an adequate doctor
Is a novice Furnace operator
Standing Orders (Descending order of priority):
Post-Race:
> Douse any fires//Inspect status for damage
> Begin repairs of the Vehicle, if any is needed.
> Scavenge//Work for Dwarfbucks.
> Train Ability.
In-Race:
> Follow any commands by the Vehicle Overseer
> Begin repairs of the Vehicle, if any is needed.
Name:Urist Orrlith
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities:none
Vehicle Name:The Sock
Dwarfbucks: 300☼
Parts:
Stone chassis
8 cats: 2 speed
Stone wheels
Henchmen:2 standard henchdwarves
both healthy
no abilities
(When one gets an ability i will give that one a name)
Standing orders:
Out of race
Look for random junk
Work for money
Repair if needed
in race
throw random junk at the racer in front of me
Throw kittens at the racer in front of me when they are born
Name: Bomrek Manpower
Health: Healthy
Abilities: -
Vehicle Name: Ballsy Ride
Dwarfbucks: 0 ☼
Parts:
Wood Chassis
Iron Wheels 8 Cats: 2 speed.
2 kittens
Giant Slingshot: Mounted on vehicle.
5 small rocks: No damage bonus
1 log
1 rock mechanism
1 average sized length of rope.
Terrible Lasso: -2 to use. Could THEORETICALLY grab onto things
Copper Ball Trap: Auto attacks boarders and other assailants.
Henchmen:
Normal Henchdwarf Etur, 250 ☼
Health: Fine
Abilities: None
Standing orders:
Pre-Race:
Search for spare logs, mechanisms and ropes.
On Road:
Keep loading newborn kittens into the Slingshot and shooting them at the target Bomrek specifies.
Start powering the Ball Trap when boarded by hostiles.
Name: Grimjaw Beardbear
Health: Perfectly fine.
Abilities:
Vehicle Name: Roaring Boozebear.
Dwarfbucks: 500☼
Parts:
Wooden Chassis
Steel Wheels3 Boars: 2 speed. Bruised all over. Distracted by elk. One is missing an eye, and has a broken leg.
6 Biscuits
4 pieces of stone
Length of ropeHenchmen: Standard Henchdwarf,
Health: Can still walk, Urist.
Abilities:
Crippled Henchdwarf
Health:
Missing an ear. Left leg chewed a bit. Left arm missing. Right leg has lost sensory.Abilities:
Is a proficient Siege operator
Is an adequate Animal caretaker
Is a proficient Mechanic
Is a novice Dodger
Standing orders: (In order of priority for each.)
Cripple:
Look for random junk
Work for money
Standard:
Repair the cart after race
Inspect for any sabotages
Work for money
Name: Dr Aurist
Health: Perectly Fine
Abilities:
Vehicle Name: Insanity Included
Dwarfbucks: 0
Parts: Enclosed and Fortified Stone Chassis
- Screw Pump
- Giant slingshot
4 small rocks.
- Stone Wheels
Henchmen:
Augustus (Insane Dwarf)
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities:
Cleopatra (Insane Dwarf)
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities:
William (Insane Dwarf)
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities:
Stalin (Insane Dwarf)
Health: Perfectly fine
Abilities:
Standing Orders:
Out of Race:
Scrounge for free stuff/ Make money as people laugh at you
In Race:
Follow orders --> Repel Boarders --> Repairs --> Pump
The money amount was random. Also, you had an overshot, and that's why you were driving with your feet. Also, I've been using a d8 the whole time. The only time I use a d6 here is to assign injuries when hit, because all of you have about 6 body parts right now. Besides, no ones been severely hurt anyway yet, so that hasn't come up. I got a bit distracted irl, and then my sleep cycle acted up. I should be fine now.