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Total Members Voted: 20

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

In USA, Assualt weapons are legal. So we could probably but what we need here in the states.

So I found this thing.
At least we have some price ranges now.

Even the 1945 combat vehicles are over 10,000 dollars. MINIMIUM. Most are alot more.

Military?  Just buy some cheap crop dusters, attach missiles, and install a device to fly them remotely.  Not much risk to our lives, and alot of kills.

[jimbobobby]

We're going to Mars, and I got some numbers on that. We're also going to invade Congo or somewhere else, and sell fake rhino horns to the Chinese, and farm elephants.

What role can I take in this brilliant plan? If needed I'll impregnate the elephants myself. After all, insanity has its perks, does it not?

[misko27]

We're going to Mars, and I got some numbers on that. We're also going to invade Congo or somewhere else, and sell fake rhino horns to the Chinese, and farm elephants.

What role can I take in this brilliant plan? If needed I'll impregnate the elephants myself. After all, insanity has its perks, does it not?

Artificially impregnating animals is not as fun as it sounds.

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

In USA, Assualt weapons are legal. So we could probably but what we need here in the states.

So I found this thing.
At least we have some price ranges now.

Even the 1945 combat vehicles are over 10,000 dollars. MINIMIUM. Most are alot more.

Military?  Just buy some cheap crop dusters, attach missiles, and install a device to fly them remotely.  Not much risk to our lives, and alot of kills.

Still a expenisve way to use our money.

[jimbobobby]

Artificially impregnating animals is not as fun as it sounds.

It sounds pretty easy, get elephant cum in a bucket and splash it on the woman. How hard can it be?

[Sprin]

We at S.P.R.I.N have made denim pajamas!

[misko27]

Artificially impregnating animals is not as fun as it sounds.

It sounds pretty easy, get elephant cum in a bucket and splash it on the woman. How hard can it be?

First theres the part where you obtain it, and the part where you have to use a turkey baster to put it on them. Also, the obtaining involves hooking elephant dick to jack-off machine. Or you can give it a hand-job.

[King DZA]

So it's settled. Jimbobobby will be our endangered species farm's resident filthy whore animal insemination specialist. Giving out handy-J's to large mammals for the glory of the Bay12 Space Program!

[WaffleEggnog]

So it's settled. Jimbobobby will be our endangered species farm's resident filthy whore animal insemination specialist. Giving out handy-J's to large mammals for the glory of the Bay12 Space Program!

Is this thing still going? Wow...
Well, il add that to the OP, DZA

[Helgoland]

There are lots of places to buy surplus military equipment online.
Military-grade forklift trucks for 7k

In USA, Assualt weapons are legal. So we could probably but what we need here in the states.

So I found this thing.
At least we have some price ranges now.

Even the 1945 combat vehicles are over 10,000 dollars. MINIMIUM. Most are alot more.

Military?  Just buy some cheap crop dusters, attach missiles, and install a device to fly them remotely.  Not much risk to our lives, and alot of kills.

Still a expenisve way to use our money.

AFAIK in the Congo an AK-47 costs about as much as a chicken - $2.

[10ebbor10]

I'd assume chickens cost more, really. Or not, don't think Congo has a food crisis, just a humanitarian one.

Besides, we can build our own tank. Has anyone got a postcard of one?

Like this

[TopHat]

Besides, we can build our own tank. Has anyone got a postcard of one?

Like this

That might work...

[10ebbor10]

It doesn't. At all.

[jimbobobby]

So it's settled. Jimbobobby will be our endangered species farm's resident filthy whore animal insemination specialist. Giving out handy-J's to large mammals for the glory of the Bay12 Space Program!

I can do this with my eyes closed but I have certain suspicions, will I be considered contaminated and quarantined if I "accidentally" get the semen on my skin? Also, it is required you manufacture a condom large enough to fit on the trunk of an elephant.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

To the members of the program:

You know, when we have conquered the Dem. Rep. of the Congo, we would need to cement our reputation fast in order to prevent nearby countries from invading for quick land grab.  We should get prepared for that ahead of time by performing humanitarian efforts and preparing a constitution.

For the food for the Humanitarian effort, I propose that we use algae for the provided food.  It grows fast, is cheep, and Japanese people eat it occasionally.

The Constitution will need to be decided by the members.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (put that in the main post already)

[miauw62]

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (put that in the main post already)

But its not a awesome dwarven abbreviation D:

We really can't do much wrong in DRC, its basically a shithole anyway.