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What execution would you prefer?

Labor camp
- 4 (20%)
List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)
- 8 (40%)
Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")
- 6 (30%)
Generic Lethal injection
- 1 (5%)
Electroshock
- 0 (0%)
Life in prison
- 0 (0%)
Other (Specify)
- 1 (5%)
No opinion
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 20


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Author Topic: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion  (Read 343352 times)

Vorthon

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2340 on: October 16, 2012, 03:24:07 pm »

And I can design the bombers!
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2341 on: October 16, 2012, 03:48:38 pm »

And I can design the bombers!
Now you're thinkin' like a Bay12'er!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2342 on: October 18, 2012, 12:11:26 pm »

To the leaders of the Program,

I request for the creation of a division within my department for the development of non-lethal weaponry for the keepers of the peace.  This will prevent unnecessary deaths of vital members and non-vital members of the members of the program.  I shall oversee the operation personally, and follow guidelines set by yourselves.

Possibly the greatest advantage to this is the ability for Weapons developers to focus entirely upon the lethal weapons used by the military.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 12:20:45 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2343 on: October 18, 2012, 12:43:33 pm »

*hands over shotgun to Zanzetkuken*
'hold it with both hands, and use it as a club!'
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2344 on: October 18, 2012, 04:59:38 pm »

To the leaders of the Program,

I request for the creation of a division within my department for the development of non-lethal weaponry for the keepers of the peace.  This will prevent unnecessary deaths of vital members and non-vital members of the members of the program.  I shall oversee the operation personally, and follow guidelines set by yourselves.

Possibly the greatest advantage to this is the ability for Weapons developers to focus entirely upon the lethal weapons used by the military.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)
I'll contribute! Let's see, would spiders that paralyze with a bite be good?
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2345 on: October 18, 2012, 05:19:28 pm »

I must say, this is interesting and it has left me with one question. May I join? I will not apologize for the abundance of confusion I may or may not cause whilst utilizing the range of words I have at my disposal. Good day to you all
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2346 on: October 18, 2012, 05:21:27 pm »

Go ahead. What can you do?
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Sprin

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2347 on: October 18, 2012, 05:28:26 pm »

Um.. We at S.P.R.I.N may have... How you say... STRUCK SUCSESS!!
We have developed an army of shotgun weilding zombies! So far only 69 have escaped!
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2348 on: October 18, 2012, 05:28:37 pm »

I must say, this is interesting and it has left me with one question. May I join? I will not apologize for the abundance of confusion I may or may not cause whilst utilizing the range of words I have at my disposal. Good day to you all
Anyone is free to join, any time. The more the merrier.
Just fill in this application form:

Are you a spy for a government secretly plotting to sabotage the Program?
If yes, please report to the Trash compacter reception for administration.
If no, welcome aboard!!!
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2349 on: October 18, 2012, 07:47:58 pm »

To the leaders of the Program,

I request for the creation of a division within my department for the development of non-lethal weaponry for the keepers of the peace.  This will prevent unnecessary deaths of vital members and non-vital members of the members of the program.  I shall oversee the operation personally, and follow guidelines set by yourselves.

Possibly the greatest advantage to this is the ability for Weapons developers to focus entirely upon the lethal weapons used by the military.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)

Hmm, non-lethal arms development...well, I do like having options. This endeavor has my full support.

Um.. We at S.P.R.I.N may have... How you say... STRUCK SUCSESS!!
We have developed an army of shotgun weilding zombies! So far only 69 have escaped!

How is a horde of unruly shotgun zombies intended to be helpful...at all?

Vorthon

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2350 on: October 18, 2012, 07:49:21 pm »

As shock troopers?
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2351 on: October 18, 2012, 09:28:14 pm »

Policemen?
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2352 on: October 19, 2012, 08:38:22 am »

I must say, this is interesting and it has left me with one question. May I join? I will not apologize for the abundance of confusion I may or may not cause whilst utilizing the range of words I have at my disposal. Good day to you all
Are you a spy for a government secretly plotting to sabotage the Program?
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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2353 on: October 19, 2012, 10:58:48 am »

*evil laughter*
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« Reply #2354 on: October 19, 2012, 12:18:46 pm »

I'll contribute! Let's see, would spiders that paralyze with a bite be good?

To GreatWyrmGold:

The acceptance to your proposal for the paralysis mechanoid spiders depends upon how strong the paralysis is and whether it has the possibility of death.  I would like to have more information.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)

To the leaders of the Program:

I request for the creation of a division within my department for the development of non-lethal weaponry for the keepers of the peace.  This will prevent unnecessary deaths of vital members and non-vital members of the members of the program.  I shall oversee the operation personally, and follow guidelines set by yourselves.

Possibly the greatest advantage to this is the ability for Weapons developers to focus entirely upon the lethal weapons used by the military.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)

Hmm, non-lethal arms development...well, I do like having options. This endeavor has my full support.

To President DZA,

I am glad that there is support for my idea.  Development shall begin soon, but due to lack of resources, there will be limited developments at the current time.

-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)
« Last Edit: October 19, 2012, 12:26:29 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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