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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Other (Specify)

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No opinion

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Total Members Voted: 20

[miauw62]

Lets hope he didnt land on his head, tearing the skin and pushing the skull trough the brain, tearing the brain!
I will get right to coding the AI-fication code.

[TopHat]

I simply keep us from screwing everything up with the terrans(?) I have no qualm killing one of our own in slow and horrific ways.

Fair enough. *giftwraps something behind back*
Here you go:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Most badass?

SLADE WARHAMMER. Unfortunately, it got STOLEN when the hammerdorflord using it decided he wanted to be a speardworf instead.

Full name- Cakes the Bashing of Arrows
It menaced with spikes of adamantine, spikes of steel, more spikes of adamantine, and silk. Engraved in the stone was an image of the hammerlord I gave it to striking down a FB.

I miss it already.

Mind the menacing spikes!
Thought it would be fitting for the local kobold lord./ badge of office for head of PEACE.

[miauw62]

I dont think a kobold can even LIFT that.

[Helgoland]

Military uniforms for the military, dark suits for the administrators, labcoats for the experimental scientists, stuff with sewn-on leather patches for theoretical scientists, overalls for the workers and trenchcoats for the secret police. Variations in rank will be known, not shown.

SECRET POLICE!

[brainfreez]

Military uniforms for the military, dark suits for the administrators, labcoats for the experimental scientists, stuff with sewn-on leather patches for theoretical scientists, overalls for the workers and trenchcoats for the secret police. Variations in rank will be known, not shown.

SECRET POLICE!

RRRRARRRRGH!! NINJA SUITS FOR EVERYONE!!!! SAMURAI SUITS FOR NOBLES !!!! UNIQUE HATS FOR EVERYONE !!!! UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS FOR EVERYONE AGAINST MY IDIEAS !!!!

[TopHat]

Military uniforms for the military, dark suits for the administrators, labcoats for the experimental scientists, stuff with sewn-on leather patches for theoretical scientists, overalls for the workers and trenchcoats for the secret police. Variations in rank will be known, not shown.

SECRET POLICE!

RRRRARRRRGH!! NINJA SUITS FOR EVERYONE!!!! SAMURAI SUITS FOR NOBLES !!!! UNIQUE HATS FOR EVERYONE !!!! UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENTS FOR EVERYONE AGAINST MY IDIEAS !!!!

Rats, he survived the fall! Someone use the hammer! (just not on he brain)...
Look, sometimes you have to admit that you're wrong. I agree with Helgoland, but disagree with the 'no shown ranks idea.
If it'll make you feel better I'll wear a top hat.
If I get sniped the moment I try to lead from the front my ghost will murder you, eat the peaches, and throw a party.

[miauw62]

Okay tophat, you get a ghastly gibus. Nah, just kidding.
I want a fancy suit so i look fancy and shit.

Oh, and brainfreez, would you mind putting your head in this capsule so i can chop it off? Your brain will be preserved. There are free ninja suits inside, btw.

[brainfreez]

NINJAAAAA SUITSSSS *chop* !!!

[WaffleEggnog]

Holy balls I just came up with an amazing idea. We have all been talking about huge mega lazers, suits of adamantine armour, etc. But we could do all this easily with a SHRINK RAY. In theory, we could easily just build something thats very small and then enlarge it to Dwarf size and save a ton of material on building things in bulk, and we could easily just make a Dwarf size projectile weapon,then enlarge it to be huge and take out Earth, then shrink them back down! Compared to making a massive death ray, this seems much easier, and compared to the other things we have discussed, it seems quite in the realm of possibility! What do you think?

[brainfreez]

i vote for needlessly huge and complicated lazers .

[miauw62]

i vote for needlessly huge and complicated lazers .

This


*grabs brainfreez's head and proceeds to carefully cut skull in two to get brain out, then places brain in storage container*

[GoombaGeek]

Holy balls I just came up with an amazing idea. We have all been talking about huge mega lazers, suits of adamantine armour, etc. But we could do all this easily with a SHRINK RAY. In theory, we could easily just build something thats very small and then enlarge it to Dwarf size and save a ton of material on building things in bulk, and we could easily just make a Dwarf size projectile weapon,then enlarge it to be huge and take out Earth, then shrink them back down! Compared to making a massive death ray, this seems much easier, and compared to the other things we have discussed, it seems quite in the realm of possibility! What do you think?

You'd need a grow ray for that except grow rays are impossible, didn't you ever read the Fantastic Voyage?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Holy balls I just came up with an amazing idea. We have all been talking about huge mega lazers, suits of adamantine armour, etc. But we could do all this easily with a SHRINK RAY. In theory, we could easily just build something thats very small and then enlarge it to Dwarf size and save a ton of material on building things in bulk, and we could easily just make a Dwarf size projectile weapon,then enlarge it to be huge and take out Earth, then shrink them back down! Compared to making a massive death ray, this seems much easier, and compared to the other things we have discussed, it seems quite in the realm of possibility! What do you think?

You'd need a grow ray for that except grow rays are impossible, didn't you ever read the Fantastic Voyage?

I would put a grow ray on par with my wormhole stabilization idea.

[Corai]

I simply keep us from screwing everything up with the terrans(?) I have no qualm killing one of our own in slow and horrific ways.

Fair enough. *giftwraps something behind back*
Here you go:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Most badass?

SLADE WARHAMMER. Unfortunately, it got STOLEN when the hammerdorflord using it decided he wanted to be a speardworf instead.

Full name- Cakes the Bashing of Arrows
It menaced with spikes of adamantine, spikes of steel, more spikes of adamantine, and silk. Engraved in the stone was an image of the hammerlord I gave it to striking down a FB.

I miss it already.

Mind the menacing spikes!
Thought it would be fitting for the local kobold lord./ badge of office for head of PEACE.

Meh, i'd prefer a adamamanite dagger so I could dissect people and bake them into cupcakes. But turning people into bonemeal is just as good.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I simply keep us from screwing everything up with the terrans(?) I have no qualm killing one of our own in slow and horrific ways.

Fair enough. *giftwraps something behind back*
Here you go:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Most badass?

SLADE WARHAMMER. Unfortunately, it got STOLEN when the hammerdorflord using it decided he wanted to be a speardworf instead.

Full name- Cakes the Bashing of Arrows
It menaced with spikes of adamantine, spikes of steel, more spikes of adamantine, and silk. Engraved in the stone was an image of the hammerlord I gave it to striking down a FB.

I miss it already.

Mind the menacing spikes!
Thought it would be fitting for the local kobold lord./ badge of office for head of PEACE.

Meh, i'd prefer a adamamanite dagger so I could dissect people and bake them into cupcakes. But turning people into bonemeal is just as good.

Adamantine dagger?  I would prefer something that could be made in reality, like a titanium long-sword and shield.