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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Total Members Voted: 20

[WaffleEggnog]

i am against the elf dick method .

i pity the fool who will do that .

We would hold it hostage XD. If its special enough to be in a penis museum, and is the only one of its kind it has to be valuble.....

Sorry, I just had to come up with something that has to do will humiliating Elves, its just in my blood.

[GoombaGeek]

I went to that museum. The elves they believe in in Iceland are more like gnomes, though. Even calling them "elves" is probably just a translation thing.

[Helgoland]

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

Civ reference?

[Corai]

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS?


Screw that, our words are backed with MAGMA.

[misko27]

Better yet, we make a movie called "duellight" look like there is a race of super-model vampires that live on mars, that run and sparkle and stuff like that, that im sure would even out the male-female balence.

That, scares me a little, but okay, sure. Clearly we need tons of annoying teenage girls on our speceship.

Also, I just came up with the best idea ever. In Icland there is a museum of penises, no joke.  I forget the exact name, but look it up, its a thing. Anyway, in said museum, there is a jar labled "Elf penis" (Those superstitious Iclandish). What we do is we kidnap the Elf penis, and hold it hostage until the world powers ally with us.

The firs thing I do when I get to mars is ban handling of elven dicks, or other genetalia.

How about.. Solar powered Guass propelled nuclear weapons?

That is a great idea when we have conquer mars, but right now we don't even have the rest of the forum coming with us.

I Reiterate:

Okay, Now its:
1. DZA
2. Me
3. Greiger
4. WaffleEggnog
5. Slowpokez
6. Tophat
7. B-freez
8. Acetech
9. Maybe Hanslanda?

We need a bay12 adertising campaign to get more people in here.

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE MARTIAN GOSPEL TO THE REST OF THE FORUM.

[Greiger]

I am afraid I am limited by the Great VN clause against forceful recruitment of other threads/forum sections.   Besides my job is to just sit around in the meeting hall until we run out of booze, I'm very busy doing my duty.

[brainfreez]

we could make a huge cake and inject chloroform in it , when all of the people will be sleeping we will kidnap them and brainwash them .

[WaffleEggnog]

Just put up a poll to see who wants to go to Mars, by request of DZA and Misko.

[misko27]

I am afraid I am limited by the Great VN clause against forceful recruitment of other threads/forum sections.   Besides my job is to just sit around in the meeting hall until we run out of booze, I'm very busy doing my duty.

I'll tell brainfreez to do it then, he clearly cares little for what others think of him is the right man for the job. Go Forth Brainfreez, And spread knowledge. But don't kidnap any children while your at it okay? That phase of planning takes place later, and It would ruin our reputation.

[brainfreez]

no , sir! the easiest way would be to spread our propaganda through a movie .

[misko27]

no , sir!

I sincerely hope your refering to the part where I told you to spread gospel, and not the part where I instructed you not to kidnap children.

[brainfreez]

aaaah !!!! i cannot ruin my reputation .

everyone knows me as a non-insane and very logical human .

[acetech09]

Hmm - There's always the option to create a new thread with the first few posts reserved for crew listings, polls, etc.. I can set that up in lieu of a dedicated forum, so we can better keep track of what we need to do. I'm up for administrating that.

[brainfreez]

i bet the thread will derail at least once .

[acetech09]

That's no issue... derailment leads to good ideas. Somehow.