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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Hanslanda]

Close this thread, please.

Stop having fun guys! 

[Loud Whispers]

Close this thread, please.

We need to bring the thread closer?

[Caprealis]

Closer to the goal my friend..

We need to get more people from the space agency's to play Dwarf Fortress, That way they would understand our goals a bit better.

Or bring them to this thread.

[SquatchHammer]

Close this thread.... WE JUST GOT STARTED!!!

As for the test tube baby thing NO MORE. I vote for the Caveman approach again and because my post with the detailed and brilliantly laid out plan just puffed out of existence..

 

Anyways first develop the areas to live in so we dont look like Arny from Total Recall on the Martian surface, or have the glitch where we are constantly strangled to the end of time. So for weapons I vote for O.M. Mega Magma cannon... Kill off the high pop countries first..

[i2amroy]

• find breedable female
• knock out said female
• ?
• BABY PROFIT!!

That sounds suspiciously illegal in most places, and very similar to a post that might bring the wrath of the great one down upon us all.

[Hanslanda]

• find breedable female
• knock out said female
• ?
• BABY PROFIT!!

That sounds suspiciously illegal in most places, and very similar to a post that might bring the wrath of the great one down upon us all.

Agreed. This is something we should steer away from. And you made Toady sound like a deity right there.

[Slayerhero90]

What we need to do is find out the chemical structure of adamantine. Then we can make can be the HFS.

[10ebbor10]

What we need to do is find out the chemical structure of adamantine. Then we can make can be the HFS.

Adamantine doesn't have a solid chemical structure. it's made from solid awesome.

[WaffleEggnog]

What we need to do is find out the chemical structure of adamantine. Then we can make can be the HFS.

Better yet, find a planet without Adamantine but without HFS...... The universe is a big place, anything is possible, for all we know, Mars could have Adamantine, we dont know :0. No one has ever dug that deep on mars, have they? HAVE THEY? We need to do some !!SCIENCE!! i think.

[King DZA]

• find breedable female
• knock out said female
• ?
• BABY PROFIT!!

That sounds suspiciously illegal in most places, and very similar to a post that might bring the wrath of the great one down upon us all.

But is it illegal on Mars? Probably not, but it would likely ruin any chances we have at opening the colony up to tourism.

As for the test tube baby thing NO MORE. I vote for the Caveman approach again and because my post with the detailed and brilliantly laid out plan just puffed out of existence..

In all seriousness, though. I am deeply offended that you would forsake our future test tube children before they even have the opportunity to come into existence. That's the sort of stuff that will have them rebelling against us before we can even send off our first batch of them to explore other planets. Along with possibly give them some pretty bad daddy issues. Is that what you want, Urist?

[misko27]

Set up a poll here about test-tube babies. I'm now in favor, if only to solve the location debate. Send them off to places to fill up places with fewer forumites there, i.e. space-station. Otherwise we'll have a bunch of half-assed bases everywhere and no strong centralized government.

[Slayerhero90]

Set up a poll here about test-tube babies. I'm now in favor, if only to solve the location debate. Send them off to places to fill up places with fewer forumites there, i.e. space-station. Otherwise we'll have a bunch of half-assed bases everywhere and no strong centralized government.

Sounds like a well-used world in DF.

[misko27]

But... The exact opposite of a good dwarven fort. Do I care if people want a larger cheese industry? No! Don't want a temple to Armok? Too fricking bad.

[LightlySpartan]

Thousand I'm sure. It could be even more if Toady would let a small team of people who care about the game help him out with menial stuff, progress would come a lot faster and he would still have the final say so it would be under his total control in the end. I see so much potential in Dwarf Fortress if it was just opened up a little bit.

[slowpokez]

Thousand I'm sure. It could be even more if Toady would let a small team of people who care about the game help him out with menial stuff, progress would come a lot faster and he would still have the final say so it would be under his total control in the end. I see so much potential in Dwarf Fortress if it was just opened up a little bit.

It took me more then a minute to realise that this guy was talkin 'bout op's question and not testtubebabies n' earth-invasions.