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Labor camp

4 (20%)

List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

0 (0%)

Life in prison

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Other (Specify)

1 (5%)

No opinion

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Total Members Voted: 20

[misko27]

Hanslanda wasn't a choice. Actually, I don't even know what side he was on. Anyway...

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE MARTIAN GOSPEL TO THE REST OF THE FORUM.

[brainfreez]

we could offer them candies to lure them in our trap and then brainwash them to make them to believe us .

easy way to make new brain-less folowers .

1. using candies and cookies lure them in a trap .
2. brainwash them.
3. fill their brain with your rubbish .
4. repeat .

[misko27]

we could offer them candies to lure them in our trap and then brainwash them to make them to believe us .

That makes us a cross between child molesters and Scientology.

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE MARTIAN GOSPEL TO THE REST OF THE FORUM.

[slowpokez]

we could offer them candies to lure them in our trap and then brainwash them to make them to believe us .

That makes us a cross between child molesters and Scientology.

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE MARTIAN GOSPEL TO THE REST OF THE FORUM.

xD Spot on!

[brainfreez]

we could always say that we have nuclear missiles , i bet everyone would join us (maybe even the US president !) .

easy steps to make loyal followers .

1. lie about you having nuclear weapons .
2. repeat .

[Greiger]

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[Caprealis]

How about.. Solar powered Guass propelled nuclear weapons?

That will scare the piss out of most people.

[brainfreez]

i guess a knife to the throat would be enough  .

[Slayerhero90]

easy way to make new brain-less flowers .

Flowers... don't have brains...

I don't like the idea of brainwashing people. On the topic of soul energy, I couldn't figure out if the souls were used up or could power machines forever, similar to the Condescendence toward the Yiioniic.

[darkrider2]

easy way to make new brain-less flowers .

Flowers... don't have brains...

I don't like the idea of brainwashing people. On the topic of soul energy, I couldn't figure out if the souls were used up or could power machines forever, similar to the Condescendence toward the Yiioniic.

Depends on their will to live.

[brainfreez]

im against soul energy , because they are flying ugly heads .

we could make a movie about robot kick boxing , it would be a propaganda with imaginations about the fantastic life on the mars ! the movie should be called "Fake Steel" .

[darkrider2]

im against soul energy , because they are flying ugly heads.

Its the media! The media talking heads propagate that nonsense to make you think that way!

[WaffleEggnog]

we could make a movie about robot kick boxing , it would be a propaganda with imaginations about the fantastic life on the mars ! the movie should be called "Fake Steel" .

Better yet, we make a movie called "duellight" look like there is a race of super-model vampires that live on mars, that run and sparkle and stuff like that, that im sure would even out the male-female balence.

Also, I just came up with the best idea ever. In Icland there is a museum of penises, no joke.  I forget the exact name, but look it up, its a thing. Anyway, in said museum, there is a jar labled "Elf penis" (Those superstitious Iclandish). What we do is we kidnap the Elf penis, and hold it hostage until the world powers ally with us.

[Slayerhero90]

we could make a movie about robot kick boxing , it would be a propaganda with imaginations about the fantastic life on the mars ! the movie should be called "Fake Steel" .

Better yet, we make a movie called "duellight" look like there is a race of super-model vampires that live on mars, that run and sparkle and stuff like that, that im sure would even out the male-female balence.

Also, I just came up with the best idea ever. In Icland there is a museum of penises, no joke.  I forget the exact name, but look it up, its a thing. Anyway, in said museum, there is a jar labled "Elf penis" (Those superstitious Iclandish). What we do is we kidnap the Elf penis, and hold it hostage until the world powers ally with us.

So you think that the world will join us...
because we stole a severed elf dick.



Wat.

[brainfreez]

i am against the elf dick method .

i pity the fool who will do that .