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Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

that's the true story of why Michael Jackson became famous .

[King DZA]

we all know that the force of imagination has no energy , while brain has a bit of spicy energy , imagination is useless .

and electricity is not imagined force , soul is .

actually brain is a biological electricity circuit , your imagination is just a weak electric impulse .

Just for that, you lose your privilege to ride the soul train.

[Corai]

Screw hemp, screw the shrooms, screw the drugs. WE ARE FARMING WHATEVER BRAINFREEZ IS ON.

[brainfreez]

a better title would be S.O.U.L  (Secret Organization of United Lies) to clear out all the bad thoughts of other people that are not voting for the bay 12 communist party .

oh no , i lost the privilege to ride the soul train ! there is no more reason to live .

Corai , what time it is in your country ?

[misko27]

I have decided that Brain freez is being transfereed to our test-tubject division, where we will find what the hell he is on, and make a fortune on it.

because its not martian stuff , everyone knows that Michael Jackson killed the last martian in the battle of pluto , the martians were arguing that pluto is a planet but then Michael Jackson killed all of them and proved that pluto is not a planet .

Wait, I thought that the plotonians had a secret plan to make us think they didn't have a planet then take over earth? Be consistent please?

[brainfreez]

this proves Michael Jackson was wrong , so many martians died for nothing .  the martians tried to warn us that pluto is a planet , but we killed them for that .

[Corai]

Corai , what time it is in your country ?

Oh, its 10:00 in modbold land, northern elven spirit time.


OOOOH YOU MEAN ON EARTH. 6:22, why?

[Slayerhero90]

My brain hurts now...

Also, my faith in B12 has lowered. I thought you guys kept your craziness to DF, but apparently, trains that run on innocent souls, war with Earth, and some planets that probably don't have any life on them, and research into the Eldritch all seem to make perfect, logical, safe, legal sense to you.

[Xantalos]

This is actually rather low-key insane.

[misko27]

My Brain is exploding a little. Please, resume at least coherent if not exactly sane comments.

"Legal?" What the Fuck is that? Why are you hating on our Earth conquering and Pluto desecrating plans?

[brainfreez]

because its 04:30 for me :/ and i feel like a bag of martian poop .

[Corai]

"Legal?" What the Fuck is that? Why are you hating on our Earth conquering and Pluto desecrating plans?

I request bodyguards when we start our plans. Most of the population will attempt to lynch me for my sanity.

Or alteast a handgun.

[brainfreez]

you won't get away from the spores .

i think i am sane .

[Xantalos]

You get a miniature spatula.

[brainfreez]

why would a sane person be sitting in an insane forum at 06:00 ?