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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

well if we will be talking in other languages , tad es arī runāšu citās valodās .

[GoombaGeek]

Yukkuri shiteitte ne

[brainfreez]

я ничего непонимаю .

i need no Google translate .

[WaffleEggnog]

Oh for fuck sake, I feel like were the surviviors of a plane crash far north and are slowly going insane and trying to eat our Nocomrades! Stop this!

Now, our first action now that this has happened should be to smack everyone upside the head to snap them out of their madness. Next, we should adapt to our surroundings, meet people, and get to know our new standing on Byay12. Next, will be to convert the all lurkers of the lower ends to join us to compensate for the loss of traffic.

[misko27]

This is a masterful engraving by misko27 of forumites and toady in the year 2012.
On the image is Toady, forumites, DZA, misko27, goombageek, and lowerboarders. The toady one is banishing the forumites to the lower boards. The foumites are confused and scared. . DZA and misko27 are uging calm. Goomba is looking smug. misko27 is striking goomba in the ego, tearing his pride through his thick skin. The lower boarders are looking confused.
The image relates to the banishment of the bay12 science program to the lower forums in the early autumn of 2012.  Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Well, We all expected a reaction eventually. Goomba, bug off will ya? Okay, Military dude, I want to help you out here. I will allocate over 20$ to the military upon reaching size 2. Shit, well, I guess we got to reinvigorate this now.  So, Right now,what needs to be accomplished before we start fundraising? I presume how to accomplish said fundraising. Get on that reearch committee. Any google translte and I will personally beat you.

BTW, we can use the modding thread to attract interset amongst the upper forums.

[WaffleEggnog]

The modding thread doesint get alot of traffic.

You know what? Why are we even still on Bay12? We are not going to get noticed by a rich person if were just a group of people on the lowerend of a forum on lunatics! We need our own damn forum! Bay12 is obviously too scared and confused to handle us anymore. We could even branch over to other forums, and convert them to our Space religion.

Someone get on that. All we need to make this happen is act serious until a rich guy comes in and says he's interested in helping. Then we can enact the long-planned trip to mars with all our past reserch.

And don't worry guys. If this thread goes down, which it most likley will, I will try to necro it.

You know, we might be witnassing the last momments of this threads survival .

[GreatWyrmGold]

I doubt it. We made our plans here, out of sight of the military and government. We should continue to do so.

[misko27]

Jesus christ. Now were stuck between word association, and You are scavenger. So demeaning.

So, I've realized that we need to kickstart this program, now more then ever, and I belive the way to do that is fundraising. So, how can we accomplish thar?

[GoombaGeek]

So, I've realized that we need to kickstart this program, now more then ever, and I belive the way to do that is fundraising. So, how can we accomplish thar?

We could even branch over to other forums, and convert them to our Space religion.

Scientology.

It would solve all your problems!

[TopHat]

*smacks self upside the head*

Jesus christ. Now were stuck between word association, and You are scavenger. So demeaning.

So, I've realized that we need to kickstart this program, now more then ever, and I belive the way to do that is fundraising. So, how can we accomplish thar?

I have some ideas:
1. Investment. We propose the Twelth Bay Lunar Resort to investors, heck, even get some people to pay in advance. This should boot-start the program until we begin making our own profits. Risks: getting laughed at by investors.
2. Sell stuff. Everyone sells everything to fund the program I take the money and runHa Ha good joke._{50-50 Misko?} Risks: not gathering enough money.
3. 'persuade' Bill Gates to change his will. Radical, risky, suspicious, profitable. Risks: a lot.
4. Hold Earth to ransom. Requires a SupaMegaMagmaKillCannon (or whatever we come up with), and to persuade the world that we would be crazy enough to destroy the planet with us on. They can hand over Earth or see it destroyed.  Risks: accidentally sitting on big red button, making everyone _really_ mad at us.

[GreatWyrmGold]

1. Good idea. I think I suggested starting with a Lunar resort/secret military vase a while back.
2. There's no way we have enough stuff we're willing to sell to make a single colony anywhere.
3. Very risky.
4. That sounds like our warplan, and it requires a lot of resources to actually set up.

In short: Lunar resort.

[misko27]

1. Good idea. I think I suggested starting with a Lunar resort/secret military vase a while back.
2. There's no way we have enough stuff we're willing to sell to make a single colony anywhere.
3. Very risky.
4. That sounds like our warplan, and it requires a lot of resources to actually set up.

In short: Lunar resort.

Great, Someone draw up a powerpoint presentation, and Greatwyrm will be making the pitch. Everyone else, go find investors.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Am I getting help, or at least paid travel expenses? We need to find big cities where a lot of Bay12ers live, and start the presentations there. That, and Kickstarters.

[GoombaGeek]

I have faith in your Kickstarter abilities. If the Yogscast can make half a million dollars for their shitty game, remember that no matter what you earn, you'll probably make enough to each buy yourselves a shiny new shopping cart AND a gumball.

[brainfreez]

*strangling the thread* DIE ,DIE, DIE ,DIE !!!