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[Tiruin]

"I am a servant of the secret fire,
Brought to this place to secure my name.
Scelly, no, Tiruin shall I be called,
And I will come to claim my fame!

In the first day I did no act,
Through the second, I cast my staff.
At Zathras, no Book, I know his name.
Yet through poison went his archaic frame.

Though victory we met, all here
Seeing that no mafia near,
Nor even one such cult, oh dear!
I sing one more our names.

I should have been a bard, I know
But magic was my song, not slow,
Victory, I say again
A roguelike game, we win!"

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[Bookthras]

Zombie Urist walked in, dragging the corpse of Dariush. In his hands was the Crown.
“I told you guys it was him.  Look!”

I fucking told you it was him!! You bunch of useless nolynching motherfuckers.

Also, who the fuck poisoned me, and why the fuck did you do that?

everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.
Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison that night.

This fucking sucks! I was the fucking archaeologist, with a fedora, a whip, and a wookie sidekick, and what did I get from it? A fucking scroll of enchant weapon, an infected snake bite on my bum, and some sort of poison that killed me (which may or may not be from that fucking snake). This fucking sucks! Fuck archaeology, I'm changing careers. I'll become a smuggler. I think my wookie can get me a ship. Fuck you all, I'm outta here.

Dariush has been killed!  He was a Warrior (Serial Killer)!

How many times do I have to tell you "I told you so", you nolyching lazy lurking useless motherfuckers?

Boothras has died of poison!  He was an Archaeologist (Town)!
Game over!  Town has won!

Yay?

[Tiruin]

Zombie Urist walked in, dragging the corpse of Dariush. In his hands was the Crown.
“I told you guys it was him.  Look!”

I fucking told you it was him!! You bunch of useless nolynching motherfuckers.

Also, who the fuck poisoned me, and why the fuck did you do that?

Dariush did it. 

Also...yeah, oops. I was offline when the tie happened.

Edit:

Huh, lookie there. UI was after my head.  Kaaaarma~

[Bookthras]

...reading I find:

a) Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ!! NativeForeigner got Fucking GRAYSWANDIR! And then didn't use it! I always wanted fucking Grayswandir! That's why I went to fucking archaeology school in the first place! What did I get at the time? A scroll of enchant fucking weapon. This fucking sucks.

b) All chats suck. You all suck.

c) Town win on D3 dawn? That was pretty fucking impressive. I would jump up and down in cheer were it not for the fact that I'm fucking dead of poison because you losers failed to lynch the fucker I told you to lynch D2.


... swearing aside, that was pretty good! Much faster and more efficient than I imagined. I'm really surprised there was no cult. Kudos to the town for lynching true and killing true D1, N1, and N2! That was pretty impressive. Fun game! Great aim, and good job!

Now Toaster: run another one! and please be less creative with the alignments... What's wrong with just some town and some scum?


ETA: sigged!

[Tiruin]

Now Toaster: run another one! and be less creative with the alignments... What's wrong with just some town and some scum?

Yes please, DM Toaster!

I was useless!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Ass.

[Toaster]

Just because the flavor has the world cult in it doesn't mean that there is one.

...reading I find:

a) Oh Titty Fucking Christ! NativeForeigner got Fucking GRAYSWANDIR! And then didn't use it! I always wanted fucking Grayswandir! That why I went to fucking archaeology school in the first place! What did I get at the time? A scroll of enchant fucking weapon. This fucking sucks.

b) All chats suck. You all suck.

c) Town win on D3 dawn? That was pretty fucking impressive. I would jump up and down in cheer were it not for the fact that I'm fucking dead of poison because you losers failed to lynch the fucker I told you to lynch D2.


... swearing aside, that was pretty good! Much faster and more efficient than I imagined. I'm really surprised there was no cult. Kudos to the town for lynching true and killing true D1, N1, and N2! That was pretty impressive. Fun game! Great aim, and good job!

Now Toaster: run another one! and be less creative with the alignments... What's wrong with just some town and some scum?


ETA: sigged!

A)  Also, the Deck of Many Things was seeded into the pool at game start.  There were several pool dives- I'm disappointed no one got that.

C)  Zombie Urist actually looted Mr. D's Wand of Death instead of a Scroll of Death.  He then proceeded to blast non-town twice, so he deserves a medal or something.


We'll see about another game.

[Tiruin]

You know...I've a feeling ZU has an internal scum-dar. His intuition in mostly every game he played is spot-on!

[Hapah]

Sorry Book! I had a pleasant surprise in RL and was away from the thread for the last two hours.

At least I made you block one of the SK's N1, yeah?

[Toaster]

Sorry Book! I had a pleasant surprise in RL and was away from the thread for the last two hours.

At least I made you block one of the SK's N1, yeah?

That reminds me- yes, that scroll you pool-dove for was the one that you discarded the previous night.  You almost saved Book though!

[Bookthras]

Just because the flavor has the world cult in it doesn't mean that there is one.

Yeah, I am fine with the notion of the flavour being deceptive and all, but after an SK, a lyncher, and a claim of a mafiakill, I really was expecting a cult.

Not that I'm upset there wasn't one, I'm just saying it was devious and unpredictable... which I guess it was what you were going for. It worked.

C)  Zombie Urist actually looted Mr. D's Wand of Death instead of a Scroll of Death.  He then proceeded to blast non-town twice, so he deserves a medal or something.

Actually, that was quite impressive. I support and applaud the idea of giving Zombie Urist a fucking medal for pretty much winning the game single-handedly. Good work!

That's pretty much the best possible use I can think of for a townie picking up a wand of death. Impressive.

[Bookthras]

At least I made you block one of the SK's N1, yeah?

That reminds me- yes, that scroll you pool-dove for was the one that you discarded the previous night.  You almost saved Book though!

Yeah, good job you too Hapah, you made me block Dariush N1, and almost saved me from the poison N2... Good show there too.

...I feel increasingly useless here. Other than yelling at people and as magnet for scum kills, I am failing to see my purpose here. Oh wait! I have a scroll of enchant fucking weapon! That'll save the day!

Grrmph.

[Toaster]

Just because the flavor has the world cult in it doesn't mean that there is one.

Yeah, I am fine with the notion of the flavour being deceptive and all, but after an SK, a lyncher, and a claim of a mafiakill, I really was expecting a cult.

Not that I'm upset there wasn't one, I'm just saying it was devious and unpredictable... which I guess it was what you were going for. It worked.

Roguelike, as a gametype, really lends itself well to oddball alignment combinations- it's a chance to branch out and try new things.


Most of you Archs got screwed... until D2 when Native rolled a 99 that would have been a rare otherwise.

[Bookthras]

Roguelike, as a gametype, really lends itself well to oddball alignment combinations- it's a chance to branch out and try new things.

Yeah, you're right. I take back my previous. I like the notion of a game type where wacky alignment combinations are possible and even encouraged.

It just felt a bit... odd this time. Partly I think because it was over too fast. Damn it, I didn't even have a chance to open the Roguelike Gin that I was saving for that D5/D6 showdown like last time. Zombie Urist was just too good. He killed all the scum before we had a chance to settle down to business.

Most of you Archs got screwed... until D2 when Native rolled a 99 that would have been a rare otherwise.

Damn Native. That was MY fucking Grayswandir. I have been lusting after it for (literally) decades! He got it, and he had the gall to ignore it! Let him have the scroll of fucking enchant weapon next time, I say!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Zombie Urist was just too good. He killed all the scum before we had a chance to settle down to business.

I WAS NOT SCUM