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[Kogan Loloklam]

Keith Judd gained 41 % of the democratic primary in west virginia despite being a texan. Oh, and a felon.

What does this mean? It means Manning's presidential campaign is picking up some credibility. There is already a facebook site devoted to it. While I haven't looked at it and do not plan to, I'm sure it's excellent.

"Wait!" You say. "Manning is too young to be eligable to run!"
While I am sure this is true normally, the truth is that this only applies when considering normal human years. Manning fully meets the age requirements when you simply calculate his age in dog years.


So, jump on the bandwagon. Manning for President! A traitor you can trust!

[sneakey pete]

I'd just like to point out that to the rest of the world those names don't mean a thing. And you know, the rest of the world makes up a significant population of the board.

[SirAaronIII]

For the record, I don't know what this is about either, but I live in the same country Texas is in.

[Scelly9]

For the record, I don't know what this is about either, but I live in the same country Texas is in.

+1

[Karlito]

I think he's referring to Bradley Manning? The guy that leaked the leaks to wikileaks?

That doesn't really clear anything up.

[Scelly9]

"Wait!" You say. "Manning is too young to be eligable to run!"
While I am sure this is true normally, the truth is that this only applies when considering normal human years. Manning fully meets the age requirements when you simply calculate his age in dog years.

Wut?

[SirAaronIII]

1 dog year is 7 human years, unless it was the other way around. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.

[Putnam]

1 dog year is 7 human years, unless it was the other way around. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.

It's a bit more complex than that, but it's mostly because they're sexually mature by age 2-3 and die by age 10-20.

[Cheeetar]

1 dog year is 7 human years, unless it was the other way around. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.

Seeing as dog years aren't an actual thing, 1 dog year is about however long you want it to be.

[Heron TSG]

I, uh... wait... did you just call Bradley Manning a dog?

[Scelly9]

I, uh... wait... did you just call Bradley Manning a dog?

My point this was.

[Starver]

Boris Johnson for POTUS, 2038!

(Honestly, I can see s only one reason why he's ineligible for 2012, and that's the 14 years permanent residence condition.  He's old enough, and a NBCotUS, he just needs to abandon London and the UK within the next couple of years.  Which might be necessary if he doesn't behave himself during the Olympics. )

[kaijyuu]

Any guy who legitimately contributes to stuff like wikileaks is a hero to me.

[Scelly9]

Any guy who legitimately contributes to stuff like wikileaks is a hero to me.

Agreed.

[Vattic]

Boris Johnson for POTUS, 2038!

(Honestly, I can see s only one reason why he's ineligible for 2012, and that's the 14 years permanent residence condition.  He's old enough, and a NBCotUS, he just needs to abandon London and the UK within the next couple of years.  Which might be necessary if he doesn't behave himself during the Olympics. )

The USA can have him even if he might tarnish our name further (I'm looking at you Piers Morgan).