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[highzealot]

I'm still in though I'm really pushing the amount of free time I have. Hopefully school won't have too much work once my turn comes.

[Scruffy]

That's it. Now players, be sure to let me know your still playing (this mean you to Scruffy since I'm going to give you a second shot)

I will be getting myself in order here.

I will finish the turn tomorrow. Do you want a reclaim or will I just redo the turn?

[Nyotor Lizardhammers]

too much free time as usual here

[Scruffy]

Currently playing. Since I didn't get an answer if you wanted a retry from an old save or a reclaim I chose to send another expedition of suikas to reclaim CrossedHorns. The Basement of Drinking shall retake what was once lost and will soon be theirs again.

Edit: The outside of the fort is crawling with undead. The fort doesn't seem to be easily reclaimable so perhaps we should just start from the old save before my turn? I will let someone else do it since I have already caused enough harm as it is.

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The Basement of Drinking military expedition (no self-respecting oni leaves their home without a blunt instrument to whack the zombies with)

1st Granite
We have arrived. On the other news, our alcohol consumption during the traveling was higher than expected.
Our driver just finished her last barrel before parking our wagon on top of what seems like the roof of our old outpost here in Crossedhorn.
It is amazing what an oni can do with a wagon after a few barrels of wine. The only thing still left is seemingly endless supply of rum since it seems like our mason decided to dump all our farm animals and take more booze instead.
Smart fellow. She shall be our broker.

2th Granite
The expedition leader organized a militia to defend us during our attemt to find out the fate of The Gleeful Urns.
The outside of the fortress is a mess and we still have no clear idea of what happened to Crossedhorns after we lost contact with them in the summer of 114.

Our lookout spotted a chenkkuri skeleton shambling our way. I have an eerie feeling about this place. We better find shelter inside soon.
Ambush! A dead troll crawled out from under our wagon.

Nearly a hundred zombies. Oni are dieing all around us.

[Totaku]

As I stated before Scruffy, Free mode starts on the 22nd. And also yes, if you want go ahead and make some headway by working with the current save. Because otherwise reclaiming is pretty much out of the question.

The one thing I am still keep as the core part of the rules here is if you die, you will automatically forfeit your turn. Otherwise, pretty much like I said before, most restructions and story related stuff will be thrown out the window. Also game will still end at the year 126...

Also I would like to make one final request which I would like to STRONGLY URGE...

Please post pictures, and be creative with your story telling. I've mentioned it before and I will make it clear again. Part of what makes a good event is also being able to come up with creative content. Even though this is free mode, I'm going to encourage this, because of some feedback I got from the spectators and players during the official game.

Only reason I want to urge this will be for next year (which I'm already planning out) cause I will be putting stronger emphasis on this factor next year thanks to the feedback.

[Totaku]

Ok! I'm sorry for the delay, but teaching a child really does take it's toll on me.

Turn will start wit Scruffy.

All those that voted to continue playing will be moved up the list. Those that quested for a delay will pushed to the bottom of the list. And those that haven't signed up to play will be removed and put in spectator's row.

Scruffy use the last save and proceed. http://www.mediafire.com/?3z12kdztim74nif

You will have till October 30th 1 AM Central Time

[Scruffy]

I will forfeit the turn and let the next one on the list do it.

[Totaku]

Welp then I guess we move on to NotaPirate. please use the save in the previous post.

[NotaPirate]

"Right, after our, uh, previous overseer resigned, we're needed a new one. Who was on the list, Kogan? Ah yes, right," the stout suika muttered, "Where is Syanas?"

The suikas looked at each other and shrugged. None seemed particularly caring. Then again, taking it easy was part of their way of life, although admittedly not a good one, considering the numerous zombies outside willing to tear their flesh apart.

"Fuck that suika, I'll be the overseer," a loud voice echoed in the halls as a suika thundered over, He was in a sorry state, but nonetheless was unfazed by the horrific scars and blisters that would make anyone retch.

"Ah, the chew toy? Well..."

"Fuck you," Pirate snatched away the paper that the suika was holding, "from now on I'm the fucking overseer, so all of you can get the fuck out now. Go on, fuck off!"


The suikas mumbled to each other in silent disapproval, worried about an overseer who didn't seem like he wanted to take it easy. Regardless they kindly "fucked off" and went back to their daily activities of drinking and partying.

[NotaPirate]

Below is a hastily scribbled note on papyrus. All craftssuikaship is of mediocre quality. The note menaces with spikes of spontaneous rage and obscenities.

Okay where the fuck am I.

Fuckfuckfuck it fucking hurts what the fuck happened to me.

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Okay that tells me everything. Thank Armok I have this new-fangled injury detector. No wonder I'm pissed.

Actually I'm not, because I admired a wonderful bridge recently and boy, that sure took the anger off me!


Okay enough of that.  Take stock. Where am I.

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Okay that tells me nothing.

Fuck.

This place is fucking full of zombies. Even the moat's full of them. What the fuck was I doing all this while? Must've been the sake. Bloody fuck.

Well what I do know is that there's a fucking shitfuck of biokkuris outside looking for death so I'm just going to slam the fucking bridges on them. Thank you Nekorex.

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Well I want some fucking bolts since we're wanting a chockful of markssuikas.

What the fuck do you mean we don't have a smithy.



Oh he's drinking.

Like everyone else.

Fuck them.

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Why the fuck don't you have a job. You're the fucking broker go trade with them.

You see Gappy, I have this feeling that all these bridges aren't good enough. We want something automatic, yeah?

What I'm saying is, get your fucking ass off the lever room and build me some traps.

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Wyamar's smelting tetrahedrite. I told him to piss off and make me some sexy engravings.

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_{Meanwhile, a scuffle in the caverns ensued...}

Yes I am aware that gappy is being attacked by a raven zombie. No I don't give a shit.



Yes I am aware that Gappy just punched the shit out of the zombie. No my mouth is still hanging.

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_{Well fuck you too.}

[NotaPirate]

Yes I am aware that absolutely noone in the army has bolts. Yes I am aware that the previous overseer has forgotten to outfit everyone with bolts. Yes I actually care about.

Yes I am aware that some douchebag thought that sharing four beds in the same room was a good idea. Yes I am aware that some still sleep in those. No I absolutely do not give a shit.

Yes I am aware that Nekorex has kindly taken over what used to be Syana's comfy bedroom. I will evict him from the premises immediately. I am a moralistic suika after all.

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Just doing my part for the society.

Yes I am aware that an undead troll is invading the fort. The kappas can take care of them.

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Great, some idiot started jumping about and taking off his clothes. I don't really care about his lack of etiquette, but godammit you're supposed to be working on those damned metal strands.

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[NotaPirate]

Fuck. What a fucking hangover. What the fuck happened.

"Hey you. What the fuck happened?"

"Huh?" The suika blinked at me, as if he were expected to recount the weeks' events for me. Yes I bloody expect you to, fuckhead.

"Yes I bloody expect you to recount the weeks' events for me, fuckhead."

"W-well, uh," the suika twisted her hair, struggling to recall what happened. I think she got as bad a hangover as I did, "well, migrants arrived!"

"Good," I replied, "how many fucktards were there?"

"I don't know."

"What the fuck do you mean."

"Well, when they arrived a bunch of undead sprung up on them."

"And? Weren't our markssuikas on duty?"

"Well, no. Because when we told you about the migrants you said something about "letting them motherfuckers die like a pieces of shit they were.""

Fuck.

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"It got worse though."

"What? How the fuck can it get worse? Our migrants just fucking dropped dead easy."

"The zombies got riled up or something, went down our traders route."

"Let me guess, we forgot to smash them."

"Ah no, it worked. Just a teensy bit problem."

This conversation isn't leading to anywhere good. Fuck I should've just got even more drunk the moment I sobered up.

"The kappas were moving you see and uh.."

I fucking knew it.

"...We kind of squashed some of them. The wagons got out though, and they still had enough warriors to drive out the undead outside the trader ramps."

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Pictured: Kappa warrior running away from his own caravan to a glorious death.

Okay. That sounds a little better.

"I'm going to get drunk," I informed her, "tell me when something happens."

She didn't stop me, probably because she wanted to get drunk too. Everyone here is a drunken fuck. This place should just be called drunk fortress or something, but something tells me that I would be treading a pretty thin line there.

_______________

Parsees arrived. Just right next to the trader route too. Fucking brilliant.



I'm telling the fucktards to get whatever crafts we have left. For some reason our legendary stone crafter isn't willing to craft more shit; just lounging about doing nothing.


I don't know what happened, but some scumbag zombies got in as well.



Haha! What did I tell you gappy, eh? THEM TRAPS WERE FUCKING USEFUL AFTER ALL!

[NotaPirate]

What the fuck do you mean you don't have wood.



Well fuck, we accidentally sold some wood crafts. Well I don't give a fuck; we're seizing the entire caravan. Especially the booze. All of that.

No leave the cloth, cloth is full of shit.










What's that? The parseekurris are being attacked?







Well I give no fucks. crush them.

Of course, Totaku would have NONE of that.

"But they'll be crushed with the undead."

"Hey look at me. Tell me the number of fucks I give. Here's a hint: it's less than one."

"...I'll press the lever."

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Sayonara motherfuckers.

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What the fuck are you doing. I fucking told you to pull the lever. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PULL THE LEVER


Well fuck all of you I'm locking the fucking door until one of you idiots get around to pulling the godammned lever. Glad I installed the door and weapon traps; the fort might've just died if I hadn't.

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Summer. Fucking finally.




Patchouli told me she wanted bucklers. I told her I would make them if she would allow me to stuff them up her ass. She didn't ask me after that so I assumed she agreed.


Wimps.

Bunch o' flower fairies, the zombie kind, passed by our outpost outside. Think I'm gonna need a roof if I don't want flying shit coming in like it's their party. We only serve live ones afterall. And that's with a chockful of super bridge smashers.

Don't start tearing up now, Nekorex. The only reason why I'm concerned about the fort is because I don't want to be turned into those mockeries of flesh and blood.

[Nyotor Lizardhammers]

PERSONALLY I approve of smashing Parsees.

Jealous assholes.

[Nyotor Lizardhammers]

[11:39] <Heartsriker> I'm too busy forging candy coins.
[11:39] <Totaku> I take REx's advice
[11:40] <Totaku> Also coins are a waste
[11:40] <NekoRex> what
[11:40] <NekoRex> WHAT
[11:40] <NekoRex> WAHT
[11:40] <NekoRex> WHAAAt
[11:40] <NekoRex> YOU'RE USING CANDY
[11:40] <NekoRex> FOR COINS?
[11:40] <Totaku> Do you know how precious candy is?
[11:40] <NekoRex> What the fuck are you going to do with those???
[11:41] <Heartsriker> heheh.
[11:41] <Heartsriker> Shut the fuck up I'm the overseer.
[11:41] <Heartsriker> I do what I want
[11:41] <NekoRex> at least make some fucking armor
[11:41] <NekoRex> jesus fucking christ
[11:41] <Heartsriker> And I'll place an candy statue in my room if I want to
[11:41] <Heartsriker> which I plan to
[11:42] <NekoRex> after you've used half of it fucking around, I assume???
[11:42] <Heartsriker> three quarters
[11:42] <Heartsriker> but close enough

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