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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #210 on: August 17, 2012, 02:06:41 pm »

I say we give the vampire a great room...supported by only a support and once Remilia leaves, WE PULL THE LEVER!
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #211 on: August 17, 2012, 02:13:07 pm »

I'm correct in assuming that the vampire in question is a "surgeon"?

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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #212 on: August 17, 2012, 07:48:09 pm »

I'm correct in assuming that the vampire in question is a "surgeon"?


Yeah the dudes probably rusty by now. Not that he's ever going to partake in medicine, because he'l just suck the blood of any poor guy lying on the hospital bed.
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #213 on: August 18, 2012, 04:13:36 am »

Nah he'd just get some of the hospital's stored blood. They've got enough by now.

On an unrelated note, I think I saw my waifu going around trying to eat people's faces. I think we might need a divorce.
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #214 on: August 18, 2012, 08:16:42 am »

So, is poor old Scruffy still alive?
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #215 on: August 18, 2012, 09:02:44 am »

Define "alive".
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #216 on: August 18, 2012, 09:16:59 am »

Define "alive".
Still dwarfing around (oni-ing?), thus displaying the usual lack of sanity and tendency of occasional dwarven stupidity commonly associated with living dwarves suikas. Pretty much just growing a beard sporting a fancy pair of horns, causing petty annoyance while draining your booze stockpiles and looking for a way of getting himself killed.
(Being a zombie is close enough. Atleast zombies suikas are less dangerous for the stability of the fort than living ones.)
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #217 on: August 19, 2012, 07:02:35 am »

1st Granite 110

It appears that I was appointed the overseer of the fort for the following year. That's good, as I have a couple ideas on how to improve this place.

First, we need to expand our dining hall. We don't have enough tables and seats for everybody, and there's bound to be newcomers sooner or later.
I told our masons that they should make 300 tables and chairs respectively. For tonight. We dine! IN THE HALL!

Was that over the top? Yeah I guess that was so. 30 of each is plenty enough for the moment.

Next, we have to appease our local Blood God. The others call him a vampire, or "that bloodsucking bastard", but I know how a vamp looks like and that ain't one of them.
Unfortunately the others are adamant about not sacrificing their blood to him so we have to do something else. Maybe rxpand his living area or something. Put a skull throne in there too.


2 Granite


What do you mean we can't make any skull thrones? Yeesh!


22 Granite

Bloody miners are being lazy and everything. I gave them the choice between diging in the safe upper levels and exploring the lower caverns. That got them working.


26 Granite


AaronIII has been acting strange lately. He's been running around like in a trance, picking up bones and stuff. Whatever floats your boat, man.


11 Slate

One of our scouts has reported the sighting of another monster in the caverns.

I'm not sure if we have enough crossbows to shoot that thing.
Note to self: keep an eye on Patchy.


21 Slate

Migrants! Huzzah!
Unfortunately a few Suikas have decided that it's a clever idea to leave the fort and play around with the undead. Gappy especially has taken a liking to play tag with them.


28 Slate

Errol got crushed by an openig drawbridge. Oops.

In other news, Patchy has given birth. How does that even work, I mean we're all the same person of sorts aren't we? Argh, getting a headache!


18 Felsite

Parseekkuris have arrived. That's both good and bad news. On one hand, they and the undead roaming theland will kill eachother. The bad news is that it won't last for long. Bugger.
Also, Gappy's still winning at tag. That's dedication.


5 Hematite


A group of kedamas decided to come for a visit. Sorry, doors closed.


6 Hematite

The Inabas started a siege on our fort. I guess theyg figured that they couldn't get inside, because later on they got reinforcements.


22 Malachite

More migrants have arrived. I assigned the militia as bouncers for the entrance which somehow kept almost everything out while getting most of the Suikas inside.
Too bad for those that didn't.


26 Malachite

Gappy finally got home. The militia held a welcome party for her and right now she's bein escorted to her new home.
Rest in Pieces.


16 Galena


A Weregecko has been sighted near the main hill. I shudder when I imagine it in my mind. Those eyes. Those soulless, everwatching, independently moving eyes.


28 Galena

The Blood God's new rooms are finally completed! Furniture made of the shiniest metals, my finest engravings, and an opening to provide him with sacrifices food. Yeah.
I have also promoted him to our Hammerer. Now I have a legitimate excuse to make sacrifices to him!



It is now finally Autumn. I lost "progress" during the entire summer period when I wanted to back up the save. Aderp.
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #218 on: August 19, 2012, 08:00:15 pm »

Aww Gappy, one of the few Suikas that actualy suvived my entire turn.
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #219 on: August 19, 2012, 08:03:47 pm »

I am going to kill that vampire on my turn. The only true Blood Gods are Armok and KHORNE AND HE DEMANDS THE BLOOD OF THAT VAMPIRE!
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First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #220 on: August 19, 2012, 08:47:38 pm »

I am going to kill that vampire on my turn. The only true Blood Gods are Armok and KHORNE AND HE DEMANDS THE BLOOD OF THAT VAMPIRE!
Does he demand it in the well?

And what is it with dumb birds and our caverns? First we have the sex pigeon, and now a beakless mockingbird. Oh, that's handy. What's next, a legless two-legged rhino lizard?
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #221 on: August 20, 2012, 03:36:14 am »

I am going to kill that vampire on my turn.
Which one?
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #222 on: August 20, 2012, 01:51:05 pm »

I am going to kill that vampire on my turn.
Which one?
The one Remilia wanted you to build a room for. Khorne is displeased at it being called a Blood God and wishes its blood to be spilled.
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First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #223 on: August 20, 2012, 02:53:25 pm »

Ah well, I was about to have him do a deathmatch against the new vampire, but I think one of the zombies did that before him.

Also, the game is boring once the bodies stop waking up.


In other news, there's a Macesuika who's very cavalier about the whole "stay inside the freaking fort" thing.
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Re: Suika Fortress: Cross Forum Edition! CrossedHorns: Spring 109
« Reply #224 on: August 21, 2012, 09:10:37 am »

5 Sandstone

One of the Suikas has been found dead today. An autopsy revealed that it was a copycat killer trying to imitate our great Blood God.
Gotta keep my eyes open for any suspects. Then we can let the Blood God Himself deal with him.


17 Sandstone


One of the masons has been particularly secretive lately.
I hope that whatever he's making is going to be more useful than that cage that the other guy made.


21 Sandstone

The mason started working. I gotta admit, I'm a bit excited about the final result.


26 Sandstone



He made a table! That's pretty neat for the dining room. I think we have more than enough tables there, but you know what? Screw that, we can make more!
And it's definitively more useful than my crown, even if it's way less stylish.


22 Moonstone

It's been boring lately. Now that all body parts have been stored away and stopped revivng it's been very calm around.
The most dangerous thing that could happen is that somebody died from boredom and then starts killing everything.

Actually, with all those bones stored up it'd be a good idea to have somebody craft something with them.


6 Obsidian

That entrance above the farms that's been closed for ages because it kept squashing more suikas than it let in?
It's been finally upgraded and now we have an outward opening drawbridge-slash-zombiesmasher.

It's absolutely brilliant, I just tell some schmuck to repeatedly pull the lever, and whoever tries to get inside gets squashed.

It's like they're lining up to get slaughtered!
If something does get inside, the schmuck runs away, and the militia can handle the threat. The drawbridge has been empirically shown to stay closed practically all the time when that happens.
Only downside is that we lost a couple recruits who thought it'd be fun to punch some undead with nothing but their fists, but who cares about idiots?

Who do they think they are, Mike Tyson? Who is Mike Tyson anyway and why do I know his name?


12 Obsidian

There have been reports of not one, not two, not three, but four! Four yukkousei ambushes! Ah ah ah!
At least most of them came from the east where the dead stay that way, so if we're lucky they won't come back after bein inevitably being killed.

That reminds me, we still have the massive corridor to the eastern entrance. While less secure than the upper entrance, we should be able to smash more undead with it.


20 Obsidian

One of our recruits has absentmindedly ossupied a craftsuikashop.Thing is he wants some wood, of which we have none. The closest logs we have are, wait for it... by the eastern entrance.
This seems like as good a moment as any to start smashing.


1 Granite 111

What, my year's over already? But things just started to get fun! We probably killed a dozen zombies already (but, given the amount of dead inabas alone, that's like a drop on the hot stone).

The Blood God is pleased with his living quarters, and we also put a hatch above to send him some sacrificespresents. Lock something into the cell above, pull the lever, and down the legendary hatch it goes!

The dining hall contains roughly five dozens of tables and almost twice as many thrones. I'm kinda disappointed with that however, as I planned to have 75 tables with 2 chairs each. Oh well.

The hospital's empty, nobody's injured. Huzzah! My healthcare plan is best healthcare plan. And should somebody get hurt, I had a new well built that was slightly closer and far safer than the old one.
No more letting beakless mickingbirds or feathered rocketbeasts inside the fort because somebody got thirsty.



Aaaand that's it I guess.
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