Urist McAnyone has been quite content lately. He had a warm, magma-heated bath lately. He was proud to serve in the military lately.
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The dwarven swordsman enters "high-guard"!
The goblin axeman enters "mid-guard"
The goblin axeman hooks the dwarven swordsman's *leather-faced, iron rimmed, oaken shield* with his +ash-hafted iron bearded axe+, breaking through the dwarven swordsman's guard!
The goblin axeman hacks the dwarven swordsman in the neck with his +ash-hafted iron bearded axe+ severing the jugular, and severing the windpipe!
The dwarven swordsman chokes and splutters!
The dwarven swordsman has choked on his own blood!
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You can't sneak, someone can see you! Oh, wait. Those are goats. I don't think they'll tell anyone, so go ahead.
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The human swordsman "enters plough-guard".
The elven swordsman thrusts to the human swordsman's lower body with his +iron longsword+!
The human swordsman catches the elven swordsman's +iron longsword+ in the quillions of his *steel bastardsword*!
The human swordsman twists his *steel bastardsword*!
The elven swordsman has been disarmed!
The elven swordsman yields!
The human swordsman sheaths his *steel bastardsword*.
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The goblin swordsman slashes the dwarven hammerman in his upper body with his -silver shortsword-!
The goblin swordsman's -silver shortsword- bends against the dwarven hammerman's +steel breastplate+!
The dwarven hammerman strikes the goblin swordsman in the head with his +steel warhammer+ punching through the -copper helm- and shattering the skull!
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