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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #300 on: October 04, 2012, 06:19:32 pm »

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 That's where most of his votes come from. People who think that a black president is automatically good. I was listening to this radio show, and they went to Harlem and asked people who they were voting for and why. Most people were voting for Obama because he's black. They don't know what he's done, what he hasn't done, and they can't even name the vice president!
 Also interesting: after the debate, a (supposedly pro-Obama) comedian tweeted: "My god, they're right! The man can't do anything without a teleprompter!"
(No racism intended. I attend school in KCK, so I'm white, my girlfriend's Latino, and some of my best buds are black.)
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #301 on: October 04, 2012, 09:06:35 pm »

Oi. Stay on topic. :|

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misko27

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #302 on: October 04, 2012, 11:54:25 pm »

Oi. Stay on topic. :|

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That's where most of his votes come from. People who think that a black president is automatically good. I was listening to this radio show, and they went to Harlem and asked people who they were voting for and why. Most people were voting for Obama because he's black. They don't know what he's done, what he hasn't done, and they can't even name the vice president!
 Also interesting: after the debate, a (supposedly pro-Obama) comedian tweeted: "My god, they're right! The man can't do anything without a teleprompter!"
(No racism intended. I attend school in KCK, so I'm white, my girlfriend's Latino, and some of my best buds are black.)
Seriously? The Best friend excuse? Thats just terrible. I'm not even calling you rascist, I never thought you were, but then, all of a sudden:
some of my best buds are black.)
I almost AUTOMATICALLY assume someone is rascist/sexist/bigoted by that statement. I should know, some of my best friends are bigots.

Oi. Stay on topic. :|
Paradox time, off-topic AND on, simultaneausly:

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #303 on: October 05, 2012, 01:20:45 am »

some of my best buds are black.)
I almost AUTOMATICALLY assume someone is rascist/sexist/bigoted by that statement. I should know, some of my best friends are bigots.

If it makes you feel any better, my best friend isn't black. 

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #304 on: October 05, 2012, 08:58:25 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #305 on: October 05, 2012, 09:03:51 am »

some of my best buds are black.)
I almost AUTOMATICALLY assume someone is rascist/sexist/bigoted by that statement. I should know, some of my best friends are bigots.

If it makes you feel any better, my best friend isn't black. 

Obligatory On-Topic:
Urist McEmbarkQuartermaster: Take as many plump helmets as you want, after all, we have so many that they rot on the farm half the time.  But make sure you pay for all of your barrels.
Sorry, didn't realize that would sound racist.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #306 on: October 05, 2012, 10:53:09 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #307 on: October 05, 2012, 11:47:16 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #308 on: October 05, 2012, 01:01:58 pm »

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Urist McDrillSergant: "Stand here, and we will drop 100's of seeds and socks on you."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #309 on: October 06, 2012, 02:32:24 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #310 on: October 06, 2012, 02:43:10 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #311 on: October 06, 2012, 02:46:35 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #312 on: October 06, 2012, 03:04:13 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #313 on: October 06, 2012, 11:38:25 am »

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #314 on: October 06, 2012, 02:07:51 pm »

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