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Author Topic: Things that don't happen.  (Read 97431 times)

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #285 on: October 03, 2012, 03:40:53 pm »
Quote from: etgfrog on October 03, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
Announcement: The sieging elves have brought a druid.
Announcement: A tree has spontaneously grown underneath a construction destroying it and surrounding constructions.
Announcement: Horror! Barbed vines are rapidly growing from the ground.
Announcement: The druid is healing fallen elves.
Blackscreen Text: Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #286 on: October 03, 2012, 03:48:37 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
Quote from: etgfrog on October 03, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
Announcement: The sieging elves have brought a druid.
Announcement: A tree has spontaneously grown underneath a construction destroying it and surrounding constructions.
Announcement: Horror! Barbed vines are rapidly growing from the ground.
Announcement: The druid is healing fallen elves.
Blackscreen Text: Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

Announcement: etgfrog, Bay Watcher, has been struck down.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #287 on: October 03, 2012, 03:56:16 pm »
Quote from: etgfrog on October 03, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
Announcement: The sieging elves have brought a druid.
Announcement: A tree has spontaneously grown underneath a construction destroying it and surrounding constructions.
Announcement: Horror! Barbed vines are rapidly growing from the ground.
Announcement: The druid is healing fallen elves.
Blackscreen Text: Your settlement has crumbled to its end.
Announcement: The Druid did not realize the effevtiveness of magma.

On-topic:Oh shit, the overseer is going to close the gates soon. Must have a good reason. I'd better not run out to fish.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #288 on: October 03, 2012, 03:59:46 pm »
McTantrum:  Hey, maybe I'd feel better if I punched the goblins invading our fortress rather than our salwart defenders.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #289 on: October 03, 2012, 05:32:57 pm »
Quote from: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
Code: [Select]
>Run Sarcasmdetector(topic=113274.msg3662832)
True
>Run Interpreter(topic=113274.msg3662832)
"!FUN!, Need more."
Announcement: War Troll has smashed down a constructed wall.

Announcement: Sieging Humans have completed construction of a catapult.
Combat Log: Boulder smashes through the fortification sending shrapnel flying.
Combat Log: Urist McMarksdwarf is hit by shrapnel hitting the head and upper body.
Announcement: Urist McMarksdwarf has been struck down.

Announcement: Elf ambush has disappeared from sight after killing Urist McWoodcutter.
Announcement: Urist McWoodcutter has been found impaled on a tree.

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misko27

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #290 on: October 03, 2012, 05:41:36 pm »
Quote from: etgfrog on October 03, 2012, 05:32:57 pm
Quote from: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
Code: [Select]
>Run Sarcasmdetector(topic=113274.msg3662832)
True
>Run Interpreter(topic=113274.msg3662832)
"!FUN!, Need more."
Announcement: War Troll has smashed down a constructed wall.

Announcement: Sieging Humans have completed construction of a catapult.
Combat Log: Boulder smashes through the fortification sending shrapnel flying.
Combat Log: Urist McMarksdwarf is hit by shrapnel hitting the head and upper body.
Announcement: Urist McMarksdwarf has been struck down.

Announcement: Elf ambush has disappeared from sight after killing Urist McWoodcutter.
Announcement: Urist McWoodcutter has been found impaled on a tree.
Announcement: Elfs, trolls, and humans are still not immune to magma.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #291 on: October 03, 2012, 05:43:35 pm »
Announcement: The seiging humans/elves/goblins have constructed walls of bauxite to protect them from the magma.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #292 on: October 03, 2012, 05:45:22 pm »
Announcement: The Invaders have been sealed in their walls by obsidian.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #293 on: October 03, 2012, 05:45:49 pm »
Bay12er: "Hmmm... Do you think Toady ever reads this thread for ideas?"
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #294 on: October 03, 2012, 06:42:38 pm »
Here I was trying post post similar to how the first 10 or so pages was...I guess the later pages(that I didn't bother to read till now) devolved into responding to what others post and trying to correct others.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #295 on: October 03, 2012, 10:25:46 pm »
Eh, no, just the last couple of pages became derailed.  A remarkable feat to stay on the rails for that long, really.

In related news:

Urist McCheeseFishShearer cancels Emigrate: Nobody gets off The Rock Fortress.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #296 on: October 04, 2012, 09:26:16 am »
Urist McRomney cancels make friends:  Getting smacked around by McBama's charisma.
[I may not like the guy but he is very charismatic...]
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #297 on: October 04, 2012, 10:58:52 am »
Bay12thread: Stay on rails  :P

Farmer cancels plant: Plot full of rotting plants
Fisherdwarf cancels fish: Beside smelly pile of rotted unwanted fish
AdilTongsletter: Remove cat from head
Miner cancels dig: Too deep.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #298 on: October 04, 2012, 12:53:39 pm »
Urist McFisherdwarf has been miserable lately. He hasn't had the opportunity to work lately.
McFisherdwarf cancels having Life Crisis: throwing tantrum.
Urist Mc Fisherdwarf cancels Tantrum: Getting Job Counceling.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #299 on: October 04, 2012, 12:59:05 pm »
Adventurer cancels Drink blood spatter: Too disgusting
Dwarf Necromancer cancels Invade fortress: is proud member of dwarven society who only wants to help
Goblin Hammerman cancels Kill kitten at center of one-way spiral with cave-in trap above: Not that stupid
Goblin Hammerman cancels Lead squad through row of traps: Bisected by trap
Goblin Hammerman cancels Kill tame dragon: On fire
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