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[Corai]

Urist McDwarf: "I'll better not eat these plumphelmets, so the brewer can use them."

z go to kitchens scroll to plumphelmets c forbid cooking them.

That does not fix them being eaten. Only stops them from being cooked.

[vadia]

Urist McDwarf: "I'll better not eat these plumphelmets, so the brewer can use them."

z go to kitchens scroll to plumphelmets c forbid cooking them.

That does not fix them being eaten. Only stops them from being cooked.

ah.  I'm generally so foodspammed that I didn't notice.  Or maybe they eat the prepared food first.

[daveralph1234]

Urist McDwarf: "I'll better not eat these plumphelmets, so the brewer can use them."

z go to kitchens scroll to plumphelmets c forbid cooking them.

That does not fix them being eaten. Only stops them from being cooked.

ah.  I'm generally so foodspammed that I didn't notice.  Or maybe they eat the prepared food first.

I keep a prepared-food-only stockpile near my dining room and all my unprepared food near my workshop and/or farming levels. I think they just seek out the closest food when they decide to eat, so seeing a most of them are usually ideling in my dining room or are otherwise nearby due to my compact designs, the prepared food is usually closer. I'm not sure if they actually do any weighting as to preference (has anyone ever actually tested this?).

[Gaybarowner]

Dwarf: Hm thats my dead child in my room better go burry him right away!!!

[FlickerFly]

Urist McAnybody- Be sane.

[Hanslanda]

Urist McAnybody- Be sane.

I think you won.

[SixOfSpades]

Ral Urvashsibrek, Foreman: "What are you doing, you idiot?! Don't you realize that the floor you're ripping up is the only thing supporting the tile that Kogan is standing on? You TRYING to kill somebody? . . . Hey, YOU!! Yeah, YOU down there! Either READ the signs or get the FLUX out!!"
Asen Eturcatten, Mason: "Oooh, sorry." (puts hard hat back on)

Thothtil Esminmas, Human Pikeman: "I have sustained injuries in slaying the goblin invaders that were threatening your home."
Ingish Nishvush, chief medical dwarf: "And don't think we're not grateful. We'll sew and bandage you up right away, and looks like we'll throw in a crutch as well. Free room and board while you're in our hospital."

Are Tarathefena, Elven Bowman: "I have sustained injuries in slaying the goblin invaders that were threatening your home."
Thana Calelawa, Elven Merchant: "It was worth it, though. I mean, we'd hate to lose your business--you guys are, like, our only source of cloth."

[Mageziya]

Urist McAnybody- Be sane.

I think you won.

         
Have a medal:  ___
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                    \___/
                     /   \
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You've earned it.

[Mr S]

Are Tarathefena, Elven Bowman: "I have sustained injuries in slaying the goblin invaders that were threatening your home."
Thana Calelawa, Elven Merchant: "It was worth it, though. I mean, we'd hate to lose your business--you guys are, like, our only source of cloth Dirty Socks!!"

FTFY

[Cabbagetroll]

Urist: "I should take this stuff to the trade depot; we're somehow low on booze and the booze from that caravan will get us through 'til the next crop of helmets sprouts up."

What actually happens
Urist and everyone else: "It's nap/food/break time. I'm not doing ANYTHING."

[pisskop]

Urist McstartingSeven:  We should sleep, eat, and work in shifts, so not all seven of us go get chow at the same time.

[StubbornAlcoholic]

Urist McFarmer: "Guys, why don't we reschedule this party so that we don't all starve to death?"

[billybobfred]

Urist McFratBoy: PARTY DOWN AT THE PRISONN WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Urist McEveryoneElse: Wow, no, that's a terrible venue.

[jpvlsmv]

Urist McBrewer: There's plenty of room in that Dwarven Wine[1] barrel, I'll just go ahead and squeeze this fungus into that one.*

Urist the Thirsty: Sure, I'll pour my drink into a mug so that somebody else can use the last non-empty barrel.

Urist the Thirsty: I'll go ahead and finish this nearly-empty barrel rather than walking halfway across the map to get some fresh liquor.

Urist NotMyWarren: Hmm, now where should I put this barrel I just drank from.  Well, if I drop it right now, it'll land in an appropriate stockpile, right where I got it from.  I'll do that instead of shouting to the Overseer that I don't know where to put it.

Urist McVamp: I think I'll drink this Pig's blood that we bought from the caravan rather than sucking our legendary Armorsmith dry.

--Joe
* Hmm, if "Mix food" is turned on, this could result in Dwarven Sangria or Dwarven Boilermaker or a Dwarven Black & Tan.

[etgfrog]

McVampire: Greetings Mayor, I've recently arrived at the fort, I'm a 700 year old vampire that is a legendary metalworker and mason, If you have a room and workplace that is up to standards as my skills and can provide me with an ample amount of blood in barrels I'd be willing to stay in this fort.
Urist McMayor: Vampire?! Get out of here you vile creature of the night!
McVampire: Shame really, I will leave without causing any issues. May your prosperity grow without my support.
McVampire has left the fortress.

Announcement: The sieging elves have brought a druid.
Announcement: A tree has spontaneously grown underneath a construction destroying it and surrounding constructions.
Announcement: Horror! Barbed vines are rapidly growing from the ground.
Announcement: The druid is healing fallen elves.
Blackscreen Text: Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

Urist McUnhappy: I've had enough of this, I'm leaving.
Announcement: Some dwarfs have migrated away from the fort.