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[darkgloomie]

Urist McPlayer cancels Edit Child Cap: Throwing Babies in Danger Room

now that's the dorfy thing to do.

And completly practical. 

With training militiadorfs training in the dangerroom when uri Mcdumpsterbaby is thrown in they get hardened to atrocity and death.

If urist Mcbaby survives he gets TON of cool skills/scars.

you get rid of babez.

And completly practical. 

With training militiadorfs training in the dangerroom when uri Mcdumpsterbaby is thrown in they get hardened to atrocity and death.

If urist Mcbaby survives he gets TON of cool skills/scars.

you get rid of babez.
[/quote]exactly. Send the mothers for a quick training session and watch the babies fly. I even suggested that in the miscarriage thread, but I wasn't listened to.

(also, I believe babies just can't survive Not for a typical danger room session, at least)

P.S.: only in Dwarf Fortress you can suggest impaling babies because they're a waste of resources, and not be seen as a sociopath.

[vadia]

Nay you are seen as a hero to all dwarfdom.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Urist McHealthyDwarf cancels walk: saw incoming minecart after looking left and right

Urist McHealthyDwarf cancels wait: incoming minecart has passed

[Scow2]

Here are some Adventure Mode things:

Urist McAdventurer: "Huamn McVillage Doctor, could you please patch up my bleeding injuries and set my broken bones so I don't die? I pay well."

Urist McAdventurer: "Hey, Urist McHiredBlade, you've accumulated too many injuries and lost too much equipment to safely accompany me. Here's your share of the loot, and may we travel again when you've recovered."

Urist McAnyone: "Hold on, Urist McDrowningMan! I'll help pull you out of the water!"

[vadia]

Urist mcquest giver -- "Here's some directions to the sewers"

[pisskop]

Humie Mcarmourer:  Ya know, there's a lot of dwarven and goblin adventurers these days.  I should learn how to make armour their size.  Oh, and to smelt more steel.

[SixOfSpades]

Datan Mestthossibrek, Presser: "We were saving a turkey to eat when winter came, but it died of old age in the middle of fall, so we had to butcher & eat it then."

Catten Bomreksodel, Landscaper: "Ah, the elves have brought more barrels of clay loam. When we use it to build walls, floors, and ramps, over time grass and trees will naturally grow there, as if it were native soil that had never been disturbed at all."

[Broseph Stalin]

Urist McMason: "You want me to make a load bearing wall out of soap? I'll come back when you're sober."

Urist McWoodburner cancels burn nethercap: interrupted by physics

Urist McVampire cancels Be Mayor,  deposed for evil bloodsucking ways

[kero42]

Catten Bomreksodel, Landscaper: "Ah, the elves have brought more barrels of clay loam. When we use it to build walls, floors, and ramps, over time grass and trees will naturally grow there, as if it were native soil that had never been disturbed at all."

If only we could actually do that! We could make artficial hills that look completely real! That would be perfect for the "Human" Village (with a secret fort hidden from the silly tall folk's eyes) I'm trying to make (so far with very little success).

[Mr S]

[offtopic]
You can do that in DFHack.  Use tiletypes command to place soil where you want it, can even set the now underground bits to be "unrevealed" if you like.

[/offtopic]

Urist McMiner cancels dig ramps under tree.  Does not wish to have tree falling on head.

[pixl97]

Expedition leader: "Hello, Liaison. I know that your time here is short, so let me conduct our meeting immediately. That way, you can finish your business here without having to make a summer home in the fortress"

Laison: Your time is also short, let's get down to business.  [i.e. no huffy, "you didn't say bye!" or "You didn't review your requests -waaaah!"]

Mayor: "Liaison, lets get this meeting done quick, there is an election going on."
Laison: "Oh look the mayor as been replaced, lets talk to the new mayor rather then just leaving in a huff."

[lordofthenothing]

Urist McDwarf: "I'll better not eat these plumphelmets, so the brewer can use them."

[Sus]

Vlad McBloodsucker, Dwarf vampire cheese maker, has been staked to death.

Urist McVeteran cancels Kill goblins: resting injury.
...
Urist McVeteran has made a full recovery!

Utast Lolocatten the Fury of Teeth, war Dog
Feather wood splint, left front leg
Pig tail fiber stitches, lower body

[TruePikachu]

Carp cancels Attack dwarf; interrupted by dwarf.

[vadia]

Urist McDwarf: "I'll better not eat these plumphelmets, so the brewer can use them."

z go to kitchens scroll to plumphelmets c forbid cooking them.