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[darkrider2]

The Soap Drawbridge has melted in the heat!

[vadia]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

[WealthyRadish]

Domas Logemzeg, Dyer: "I dunno man, I just don't feel that electing Uzolsazir will benefit farmers like us. All he ever talks about are those damn ballista parts!"
Inod Letmosdallith, Planter: "Yeah! Wait, how does dying cloth make you a farmer?"
Domas: "I also burn wood on the side."
Inod: "...That still doesn't make sense."

[pisskop]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

Through the forge of war are heroes crafted...

and one thing df has absolutely, completely realistic is its tendency to encourage the player to draft peasents to fill the numbers...  we do this even today, accepting Johnny McFatfuck in hopes of molding him into a cost efficent expendable.

[Corai]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

That's me.

[WaffleEggnog]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

That's me.

You..... you monster. Id rather loose 4 novice beekeepers rather then my whole fort because im to scared to draft a usless peasent into the military.

[Corai]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

That's me.

You..... you monster. Id rather loose 4 novice beekeepers rather then my whole fort because im to scared to draft a usless peasent into the military.

Every human dwarf kobold works, not a single in the army.

[WaffleEggnog]

Player: It's so hard to figure out who to put in the miliatry -- all these migrants are so useful.  It would be a sacrifice to lose a single novice beekeeper/soapmaker/rock carver/etc.,.  (said in absolute sincerity)

That's me.

You..... you monster. Id rather loose 4 novice beekeepers rather then my whole fort because im to scared to draft a usless peasent into the military.

Every human dwarf kobold works, not a single in the army.

They dont work if #1, They have no skills in anything but pointless things that you will never use, or #2, there dead, which will be the case if you have no military, whether its from the usual causes (whip to the face) or other side effects of hiding in your fort.

[Corai]

WaffleEggnog & Corai: Let's NOT derail this thread.


Edit: I use all those "useless skills you will never use".

[Mimodo]

Urist McArchitect: hmmm... This bridge is 10 urists long, and the roof is only 1 urist high... How is it going to raise vertically

[MadocComadrin]

I was under the impression that they folded. It would be cool though to make bridges that required more than one z-level to close.

[bukitodinos]

Wait...You put a trap in a 1x1 hallway. How the hell do i get to my room?

[Loud Whispers]

Wait...You put a trap in a 1x1 hallway. How the hell do i get to my room?

"It's ok, as long as you don't step on this square here the spinning serrated discs don't come out of the wall."

[MadocComadrin]

Wait...You put a trap in a 1x1 hallway. How the hell do i get to my room?

Don't worry, we had Urist McSystemadministrator turn off friendly fire.

[Joben]

Tirist Balancedmind, Weaponsmith: "You want me to make a SWORD out of pure silver? You know it will bend on the first strike right?"

Sigun, Siege Engine Operator: "So you're saying I should turn this ballista 20 degrees to the right in order to fire on the goblins? Sure I can do that."