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[SixOfSpades]

The Hill Titan Dastot Urdimzon Ducimrost has arrived! A winged marmot twisted into human form. It has external ribs and five limbs. Beware its venomous tail!
Dastot Urdimzon Ducimrost, Hill Titan: "You Dwarves have a good reputation for making really excellent food. I've come to trade."

[bukitodinos]

Urist Mcminer: "Hmm I hear the screaming of a thowsend souls dieing... maybe I should not dig that addy block like the overseer says."

[Slayerhero90]

Urist Mcminer: "Hmm I hear the screaming of a thowsend souls dieing... maybe I should not dig that addy block like the overseer says."

OffT: U IS NOWHERE NEAR W! >:c

OnT: Alalallalala Fecinihan, Elven Diplomat: We got ourselves a new, less traditional king. That limit of trees you can chop down that we gave you means nothing anymore. Our king has decided that this area, being your land, is free of any restrictions. I can't say I agree with him, but he is king.

[WealthyRadish]

U IS NOWHERE NEAR W! >:c

I had to stare at that for 10 minutes before realizing it wasn't about humans and water buffalo...

[zero2zero]

Urist McMigrant: This evil pink rain looks dangerous. Maybe I should walk around it to get to the fortress so I don't add to the copious number of blind dwarfs that live there.

Urist McMilitia: I should take swimming lessons, so I don't drown in case I fall into kiddie pool.

Ted Traderpants: Hold on. You want to sell me five bins of bone crafts? No thanks, the market is flooded with those back home.

[Volfgarix]

Ted Traderpants: Hold on. You want to sell me five bins of bone stone crafts? No thanks, the market is flooded with those back home.

Fix'd

[bukitodinos]

Urist McArmoredBearRider - "FOR ARMOK! WE RIDE TO VICTORY!!"

humans ride horses, goblins ride cavern beasts, elves ride good creatures, dwarves RIDE WAR BEARS WITH ADDY ARMOR!

[pisskop]

Urist McArmoredBearRider - "FOR ARMOK! WE RIDE TO VICTORY!!"

humans ride horses, goblins ride cavern beasts, elves ride good creatures, dwarves RIDE WAR BEARS WITH ADDY ARMOR!

Russian dwarves?  No!  communist dwarfs!  Not too far off the mark...

[misko27]

Urist McArmoredBearRider - "FOR ARMOK! WE RIDE TO VICTORY!!"

humans ride horses, goblins ride cavern beasts, elves ride good creatures, dwarves RIDE WAR BEARS WITH ADDY ARMOR!

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[Monk321654]

Husky Rusky is right...
But I bet the dwarves look even cooler.

[Slayerhero90]

Urist McArmoredBearRider - "FOR ARMOK! WE RIDE TO VICTORY!!"

humans ride horses, goblins ride cavern beasts, elves ride good creatures, dwarves RIDE WAR BEARS WITH ADDY ARMOR!

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Despite your malevolently insane issues, I love you so much right now. I wanted to see that picture again so much.

[cats]

Urist McTailor: Oh, how I wish I had new socks. If I don't get socks, I shall surely slip into melancholy and die. What's this? The benevolent overseer has given three Clothier's Shops orders to repeatedly make socks, and these three shops sit in the middle of a huge stockpile of cloth. I am a Legendary Tailor, and sitting right in the middle of these shops. Bolts of cloth everywhere around, fit for sockmaking. I think I will


MAKE A SOCK AND PUT IT ON


the alternative being death by lack of booze *shudder*.

[Sus]

Urist McMason: "A drawbridge, made of ash? Yeah, riiiiiight... *rolls eyes* "

[TopHat]

The goblin hacks UristMcDwarf in the beard and the severed part sails of in an arc!
UristMcDwarf is stricken by melancholy!
The beard shudders and begins to move....

[vadia]

The goblin hacks UristMcDwarf in the beard and the severed part sails of in an arc!
UristMcDwarf is stricken by melancholy!
The beard shudders and begins to move....

1 and 3 are relatively easily moddable, I'd assume 2 is moddable also, but much more difficult.