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[Slayerhero90]

Urist McWrestler: "Hmm, maybe if I bite his ear with my front top teeth, bite his foot with my front bottom teeth, and bite his right hand with my back bottom teeth, I can easily win this fight!"

"Wait a minute... Is that even anatomically possible?"

[pisskop]

Possible in DF.  You can grasp one bp per tooth.  Biting with childpart tooth enables that, as opposed to bodypart mouth, which only lets you grasp one part per mouth...  teeth seems to do more damage than mouth too

[Slayerhero90]

Possible in DF.  You can grasp one bp per tooth.  Biting with childpart tooth enables that, as opposed to bodypart mouth, which only lets you grasp one part per mouth...  teeth seems to do more damage than mouth too

I was talking in context of the thread.

[pisskop]

Not sure how biting all these areas would result in anything desirable...  Being a pretzel in this game is not really bad, considering the awesomeness of being a ball of flesh or a sponge...

[Xantalos]

Urist McFellMood has created Gfruajbag, a goblin leather pants!

[Monk321654]

Urist Mc Speardwarf stabs Rarrgh Do Dragon in the neck, tearing the muscle and tearing the esophagus.
Rarrgh Do Dragon Explodes!

[Urist_McDrowner]

Not sure how biting all these areas would result in anything desirable...  Being a pretzel in this game is not really bad, considering the awesomeness of being a ball of flesh or a sponge...

I was being facetious, though I have won fights like that and it's certainly better than most my wrestlers.

Urist McLolwut grabs third finger, right hand with his *adamantine battle axe* is what I normally get, which is why I avoid wrestlers like the plague.

[Qwernt]

Urist McFisherAndFishWorker: Before I try to catch some fish, I better get the fishery built and find someplace to store raw fish, otherwise all those fine fish will just rot in the sun.

[StLeibowitz]

Urist McMechanic: "Wow, these plans for an infinite energy generator from the overseer have several serious and obvious flaws in them. Perhaps I should speak to him about this before I install this last mechanism and flood the residential district?"

Urist McSpeardwarf: "There are sheer drops into spike pits on either side of me. Maybe instead of stabbing the armored goblin with my training spear, I should attempt to trip him into these finely crafted canyons of doom?"

Urist McMiner: "This large chunk of ground I now stand upon appears to be connected to stable foundations only by an implausibly small bridge of dirt. Digging that up while still standing upon this large rock plug would not be a good idea."

Urist McNurse cancels search for water to rehydrate invalid patient in frozen wasteland: decided to use alcohol instead!

[Blackadder]

Urist McWrestler: "Hmm, maybe if I bite his ear with my front top teeth, bite his foot with my front bottom teeth, and bite his right hand with my back bottom teeth, I can easily win this fight!"

This. Signature worthy.

Also:

"Oh? The Legendary miner Urist McBadass is going berserk and murdering people with a solid steel pickaxe? Killed off our ENTIRE military of 60 already? Okay, I'll go straight to the saferoom with my infant now, instead of going into the room he is currently in to collect my favorite pair of socks."

[Sus]

"Well, that went exactly as planned!"
-Sus

[vadia]

(Heaven forfend)
Players or Toady: this project will NEVER be completed, let's just give up.

Trader McHungry: How many +roasts+ do you think we need?  We can eat like kings for a month, but then it will all rot; we'll just take one each.

[Ashsaber]

Urist McInfantry - "Alright boys, form up! Don't break ranks, let them come to us!"

Urist McArmorsmith - "We have horses, we have steel. Let's rig something up so we can use these horses."
Urist McBystander - "We have war bears too."

-Later-

Urist McArmoredBearRider - "FOR ARMOK! WE RIDE TO VICTORY!!"

Goblin DeBarbedArrow - "lolno" -thunk-   

[QuantumMenace]

Urist McTidy: "My dwarfy sense tells me there's a dirty floor behind this 8-tile thick wall! I'll go clean it... after the repeating spikes stop moving."

Urist McFilthy: "What the circus are you doing cleaning a floor outside?! The rain will take care of that!"
Urist McTidy: "It's 'above ground', not 'outside' ya idiot! There's a roof over it! And besides, we're in the bloomin' desert!"

Urist McHydrophobe, Mason canceled suspend construction of Wall: building site isn't that submerged.

Urist McBilly, Dwarven Child canceled Run 200 tiles through the obsidian casting factory, down high-speed minecart lanes, through repeating spikes, over the top of the waterfall, along the edge of the river right next to a giant sponge, and through open fields in prime Goblin Snatcher season to reach a tile on the other side of a wall from his mother: Isn't an idiot.

[Corai]

"Well, my kobold adventurer successfuly destroyed all of dwarven civilization!"-Corai