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JDRingo

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #105 on: July 24, 2012, 11:24:48 pm »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #106 on: July 25, 2012, 12:21:43 am »
Urist McSoldier cancels Attack Bronze Colossus: Copper Weapon

Urist McVampire: Hm, I can either eat this High Master Armor/weaponsmith and bring the full might of the fortress' guard down on me, or I can eat Urist McPotashMaker and his brood of fifty children, both getting rid of useless dwarves, and feeding myself unobtrusively. McPotashMaker, when are you going to bed? Seven? See you then...

Urist McFisherdwarf: Hey, guys, I got an idea. We're right next to this big lake with all these fish in it... Why not build some fishing boats, and go out there and catch a whole shitpile of fish all at once instead of one at a time?

Elf McIsAnElf: I have a wooden sword. That dwarf is wearing full steel and looks rather competent with his masterwork steel battle axe. I think I should not participate in this ambush, because my equipment and training is woefully inadequate. I must speak to the elven leadership about using more metal in our gear...
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #107 on: July 25, 2012, 03:42:49 am »
Adventure mode input:

Fighter McSwords: Aww, look at the cute little bunny/majestic deer/noble giant eagle/creepy-ass giant sponge! As someone who is paid, fed, and provided with glory and a reasonable share of any treasure our party comes across by my boss, the legendary hero, Gandalf McPunchyface, I should not go chasing after it, thus potentially endangering myself and my comrades, and wasting valuable time. That marauding dragon won't slay itself!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #108 on: July 25, 2012, 04:28:37 am »
A goblin army is coming this way, I better stop eating plump helmets and get to my ballista!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #109 on: August 02, 2012, 01:14:43 am »
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Urist McBlacksmith: Lead bins? Why? Won't that give people lead poisoning?

Probably not if they aren't being used to store food.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #110 on: August 02, 2012, 01:21:40 am »
Oh, the deepest darkest depths are attacking? I better stop sleeping/partying/whatever and get my hammer!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #111 on: August 02, 2012, 03:17:41 am »
Urist Mc anyone- Take calm and logical action according to the situation in hand
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #112 on: August 02, 2012, 03:20:00 am »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #113 on: August 02, 2012, 06:31:54 am »
Urist McMarksdwarf cancels finish off paralyzed swordgob: Being drilled in da face through forts by elite xbows.

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Urist McNinja cancels engage hostiles: Gonna wait for my slowpoke squadmates
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #114 on: August 02, 2012, 08:20:27 am »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #115 on: August 02, 2012, 12:43:14 pm »
Urist McWheresTheBooze? cancels Drink Booze from the slaughtered caravan in the middle of the wilderness : Overseer ordered all civilians to the Fort Burrow because of the damn SIEGE that just killed all those merchants.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #116 on: August 02, 2012, 03:25:29 pm »
Urist Mcstartingseven: Wait a minute guys... instead of hauling all the supplies to the new general stockpile, why don't we just roll the whole wagon in? This thing has wheels.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #117 on: August 02, 2012, 03:31:14 pm »
Quote from: Casp on August 02, 2012, 03:25:29 pm
Urist Mcstartingseven: Wait a minute guys... instead of hauling all the supplies to the new general stockpile, why don't we just roll the whole wagon in? This thing has wheels.
Urist McOtherstartingseven:  Why do it ourselfs?  These animals took it here no problem!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #118 on: August 02, 2012, 03:37:23 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on August 02, 2012, 03:20:00 am
Urist Mcswordsdwarf cancels finish off goblin: Goblin paralyzed from the neck down.
That's bad practice, because
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #119 on: August 02, 2012, 04:13:40 pm »
Urist McMilitia: Overseer wants me to kill these poor helpless merchants? No way!
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