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Author Topic: Things that don't happen.  (Read 97377 times)

Firehawk45

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2012, 02:12:35 pm »

Urist McMarksdwarf: "Ok, one gobbo is crippled, he is no thread anymore. I better shoot at the other ones."

Urist McMarksdwarf²: "Trolls and Gobbos, Marksdwarfes, spread your fire amongst the trolls, aim for the Heads, stop them from reaching the doors at ANY COST! Ignore the gobbos, they cant breach those doors!"



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WealthyRadish

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2012, 02:28:55 pm »

Vutog Shukmug, miner: "Oh, I'm on fire."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #62 on: July 16, 2012, 02:33:48 pm »

Urist McDwarf: "Hey guys, I got the beer! Now we can get the party started!"

Urist McAxedwarf: "New greaves available? I'll drop off my old ones after I've picked them up."

*This is a masterfully crafted adamantine mace. Its core is made of lead.*

Human McMerchant: "We didn't bring any blood this year because you never buy any."

Urist McSheriff: "I beat him unconscious, that'll teach him!"


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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #63 on: July 16, 2012, 03:25:39 pm »

Urist McPreggers: "I'm barely mobile, my armor no longer fits, and I could go into labor at any time.  Perhaps it would be best for everyone if I took medical leave from my military duties instead of waddling out the main gate to fight goblins and trolls."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #64 on: July 16, 2012, 04:20:53 pm »

Urist McSpammer cancels Post Dubious Business Proposal: Needs DF-related content.
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misko27

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #65 on: July 16, 2012, 05:57:32 pm »

Urist MCPlayer: The broker is too busy! I guess I'll just let someone else do it. Its not like its a hard job.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #66 on: July 16, 2012, 06:18:40 pm »

Siege Operator: I am safely behind fortifications.  Instead of running away if I see a goblin, perhaps I should attempt to kill it with this ballista.
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Corai

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #67 on: July 16, 2012, 06:22:30 pm »

Urist mcnecromancer migrant: Okay, I live here now. I will NOT reanimate every body I see, and only do so to assist in the defense of the fort.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #68 on: July 16, 2012, 06:28:19 pm »

Urist McAnyone: "A party? Sounds fun! I'll drop by later, though. I've got work to do."
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Sprin

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #69 on: July 16, 2012, 06:38:22 pm »

Urist mc cook- Mabe ill coom something other than stew biscuts and roast.

Urist mc cheese maker- Everyone likes cheese

Pointy eared not that much of a bastard- We make wooden items and logs to everyone but maybe we shouldnt get pissy when they sell one wooden bolt that was in the bin, AND maybe we should use metal wepons and give dwarves the fights they want!!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #70 on: July 17, 2012, 02:05:21 pm »

Urist McFormerMom: "I don't care about that waterfall and that high quality sock! MY kid just died!"
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #71 on: July 17, 2012, 04:19:07 pm »

Urist McPossessed: What's that you say, spirits? No, there is no way I can make a scepter out of leather! Leave me alone!

Urist McAnydwarf: You know, We have a full stockpile of mugs. I should get one, instead of drinking directly out of the barrel.

Urist McBlacksmith: Lead bins? Why? Won't that give people lead poisoning?

Urist McStonecrafter: You want me to make cinnabar mugs to go in the lead bins? First make me some heavy leather gloves to protect my hands.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2012, 04:46:20 pm »

Urist McLiar: "Oh yes, this isn't a normal +gabbro mug+. Oh heavens no. It's infused with the soul of a dead demon we recently encountered in the cavern depths. If you leave it outside on a windy night, you can even hear its forlorn howls. ☼25,000 and it's yours!"

Bob McHumantrader: "Great! We'll take two!"

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2012, 06:38:52 pm »

Urist McMother : Oh no a goblin! I'd better protect my child!

Human McBandit : It's broad daylight, no matter how hard you sneak I can still see you.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2012, 07:38:58 pm »

Urist McWaffleEggnog;"Damn i cant think of anything"
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