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Author Topic: Things that don't happen.  (Read 97349 times)

MadocComadrin

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #375 on: November 05, 2012, 08:40:39 am »
Quote from: lordofthenothing on November 05, 2012, 06:31:56 am
Horrifying screams come from the brightness above!
Somebody tell those blasted elves to stop! We're trying to work, and the last thing we need are more elves!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #376 on: November 05, 2012, 08:46:54 am »
Thats the sounds of 12 elves-a-melting!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #377 on: November 05, 2012, 09:07:18 am »
Quote from: SixOfSpades on July 14, 2012, 02:30:01 pm
Sibrek Semorcog, Wrestler: " . . . and then I grabbed hold of his upper left back tooth with my left upper arm!"
Urvad Nobdomas, Mason: "Ha! That must have been . . . wait, what?"

Ahahaha. Hilarious!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #378 on: November 05, 2012, 09:55:56 am »
Urist McMarksDwarf cancels Kill: Giant Cave Spider: Forgot to pick up ammunition.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #379 on: November 05, 2012, 02:29:02 pm »
Quote from: lordofthenothing on November 05, 2012, 06:31:56 am
Horrifying screams come from the brightness above!


The sound of a pick breaking through a solid adamantine wall is heard above! DWARVES HAVE COME TO DESTROY HELL YET AGAIN! DEFEND YOURSELVES, DEMONS, though it is a fruitless endeavor!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #380 on: November 05, 2012, 07:47:36 pm »
Zog Lololcatten, Cinema Critic: "While I appreciate the director's creativity in monster design, alpacas made of soap with external ribs seemed too ridiculous for an otherwise serious story about the dangers of deep mining."
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CrzyMonkeyNinja

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #381 on: November 06, 2012, 08:17:07 pm »
Urist McAnyone has been quite content lately. He had a warm, magma-heated bath lately. He was proud to serve in the military lately.

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The dwarven swordsman enters "high-guard"!
The goblin axeman enters "mid-guard"
The goblin axeman hooks the dwarven swordsman's *leather-faced, iron rimmed, oaken shield* with his +ash-hafted iron bearded axe+, breaking through the dwarven swordsman's guard!
The goblin axeman hacks the dwarven swordsman in the neck with his +ash-hafted iron bearded axe+ severing the jugular, and severing the windpipe!
The dwarven swordsman chokes and splutters!
The dwarven swordsman has choked on his own blood!

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You can't sneak, someone can see you! Oh, wait. Those are goats. I don't think they'll tell anyone, so go ahead.

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The human swordsman "enters plough-guard".
The elven swordsman thrusts to the human swordsman's lower body with his +iron longsword+!
The human swordsman catches the elven swordsman's +iron longsword+ in the quillions of his *steel bastardsword*!
The human swordsman twists his *steel bastardsword*!
The elven swordsman has been disarmed!
The elven swordsman yields!
The human swordsman sheaths his *steel bastardsword*.

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The goblin swordsman slashes the dwarven hammerman in his upper body with his -silver shortsword-!
The goblin swordsman's -silver shortsword- bends against the dwarven hammerman's +steel breastplate+!
The dwarven hammerman strikes the goblin swordsman in the head with his +steel warhammer+ punching through the -copper helm- and shattering the skull!
« Last Edit: November 06, 2012, 08:19:13 pm by CrzyMonkeyNinja »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #382 on: November 06, 2012, 08:29:41 pm »
Human McBanditleader: It's just me and my mates versus an army of steel-clad soldiers. We haven't killed anybody, so I'll agree to come quietly.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #383 on: November 06, 2012, 10:09:55 pm »
Urist McFarmer: You know, I've been chasing people around for plump helmet spawns for a while now. Maybe instead I should get the spare ones from the stockpile and plant those instead of the ones dwarves are trying to eat.

Urist McSiegeOperator: The ballista has been set to keep watch in case of trouble. I really shouldn't be trying to engrave the dining room hall; the legendary engraver is already doing it.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #384 on: November 07, 2012, 11:51:46 am »
Congratulations, you finished Dwarf Fortress!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #385 on: November 07, 2012, 11:53:52 am »
Quote from: lordofthenothing on November 07, 2012, 11:51:46 am
Congratulations, you finished Dwarf Fortress!
Just one more turn!
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #386 on: November 07, 2012, 11:57:12 am »
Urist McPlayer: Oh, this is just one of those stupid games I'll beat in a few hours and have no reason to play again.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #387 on: November 07, 2012, 12:03:38 pm »
Likod LaBaron has mandated three adamantine mauls!
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The People have been miserable lately. Their leader mandated something stupid lately. They have been forced to sleep in the dirt lately. They have been besieged lately. They have been oppressed lately.
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The People are throwing an uprising!
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Crafty Mechanic has been possessed!
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Crafty Mechanic has begun a mysterious construction!
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Crafty Mechanic has created Baronslayer, an artifact steel guillotine!
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The falling Baronslayer guillotine blade strikes Likod LaBaron in the neck and the severed part sails off in an arc!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #388 on: November 07, 2012, 05:10:50 pm »
Catten SyrupAbbeys: "Oh it's just a reanimated mussel shell. It's harmless."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #389 on: November 11, 2012, 03:31:21 am »
Giant Sponge has been struck down!
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