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Ruhn

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #345 on: October 15, 2012, 03:34:21 pm »
Human Liaison: Ha! you've stolen our goods for the last time!
Human Guard: These boxes on the wagon don't actually have trade goods this time!  Come on men!
Human Commando: *Jumps out of the wagon* We got em now!
The civilization of AngryHumans has declared war on TheDrinkingUrists
Urist McLeverPuller: (The mayor wants a lever pulled?  I better do that right away)
Human Liaison: Where's that Dwarf Broker?  He will be the first to die.
Human Commando: I don't see him, and the gates just shut.
Human Guard: Umm... why is the floor wet?
The Human Guard has drowned! x10
The Human Liaison has drowned!
The Human Commando has drowned! x10
Urist McLeverPuller: What a bunch of tools.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #346 on: October 15, 2012, 09:10:54 pm »
Superior engineering trumps height EVERY TIME.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #347 on: October 16, 2012, 05:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 09:10:54 pm
Superior engineering trumps height EVERY TIME.
What if dorfs made all ther tunnel so they had to stup down in order to walk through them?  Than hume would have to almost crawl.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #348 on: October 16, 2012, 08:55:45 pm »
"Sir, we have successfully tamed the Forgotten Beast Eldritch McAbominable."

"Excellent! Now use it on the elves."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #349 on: October 17, 2012, 12:26:43 am »
Elf: "Curse these dwarves and their 'mining limit'!"
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #350 on: October 17, 2012, 08:17:01 am »
Elf:  If the humans have numbers, and the dwarf can dig, we need a catch...  I know, we'll summon Aslan and learn ninja-in'!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #351 on: October 18, 2012, 04:05:52 am »
Urist McPeasant- Oh no, the elves are on fire! We'd better put it out and get them to the hospital!
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vadia

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #352 on: October 18, 2012, 04:21:38 am »
Quote from: FlickerFly on October 18, 2012, 04:05:52 am
Urist McPeasant- Oh no, the elves are on fire! We'd better put it out and get them to the hospital!
Goomba mcplayer Oh no the elves are on fire -- my allies in the fight against the world. [reality {snorts milk out nose laughing at the burning elves.}]
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Ruhn

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #353 on: October 18, 2012, 09:25:36 am »
Urist McAnyone: Oh no!  Fire in the Fortress!!  Quick, get some buckets of water and let's put it out.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #354 on: October 18, 2012, 06:14:51 pm »
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pisskop

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #355 on: October 18, 2012, 06:17:12 pm »
Poor Stumpy...
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vadia

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #356 on: October 18, 2012, 06:22:37 pm »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #357 on: October 18, 2012, 06:34:07 pm »
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #358 on: October 25, 2012, 10:09:36 pm »
Quote from: Adventurer on October 18, 2012, 06:34:07 pm
Quote from: vadia on October 18, 2012, 06:22:37 pm
Quote from: pisskop on October 18, 2012, 06:17:12 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHa Stumpy...
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Taking this back to thread:
Gruntysellsstuff, Human trader: We'd like to buy your finest brew-- Fermented goblin tears.
Urist mcBroker: No way, we need it too much.
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JimDale

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #359 on: October 25, 2012, 10:28:37 pm »
Urist McEngraver/Carpenter/Mason: "I know, I should stop making pictures and crafts of things that make lots of dwarfs upset. Like that cockroach statue I made yesterday or that engraving of mussels in the dining room. I should engrave real art, like that lovely masterwork engraving of a corpse in my bedroom."
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