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[Jacob/Lee]

Melbil, Peasant: Cog is bleeding out! Urist, Oddom, Lorbam, hold the goblins back while I pull him out of the fight!

[Xob Ludosmbax]

Urist McTrader: Oh, the caravan is at the depot.  Maybe I should go meet with them instead of going to eat, drink, sleep, take a break, then going to a party. 

[Trif]

Urist McMarksdwarf: "Dammit, my crossbow can't penetrate this goblin's helmet! I better get some bolts before he wakes up."

[LordRandomness]

Just a point, it's nether-cap that's supernaturally cold, not tower-cap.

Awesome list though.

EDIT: Oh, a bunch of people already said that...well anyway, contributions:

Urist McMiner: "Okay, breached into a lake above me. Run AWAY from the water flow, NOT up the stairs."

Urist McSpeardwarf: "Alright, dwarfs! Spread out and flank that giant cave spider! Wouldn't want to all get webbed at once, now would we?"

Goblin Hammergoblin: "Oh look, an obviously open entry into the fortress with a ballista pointing down it. We probably shouldn't go this way."

Forgotten Beast made from water: "Maybe I shouldn't attack the fortress made of rock salt."

Urist McPeasant: "Those crops are about to wither! I should go pick them right away instead of hauling this stone up from the depths of the earth."

Urist McStonecrafter: "Oh good, there's stone right next to me. I'll use that for my crafting."

Urist McGemsetter: "I should pick jewels that complement each other well and place them in an aesthetically pleasing manner on this object."

Urist McMoody: "Nah, menacing spikes are boring."

[k9wazere]

Urist McParent says, "Hey son, why don't you put on my old x_Cloth Pants_x. We won't be able to get new clothing until next season. They're in the cabinet next to my bed."

Urist McSon says, "Thanks Dad. I'd rather wear these than run around naked."

[MadocComadrin]

Urist McParent says, "Hey son, why don't you put on my old x_Cloth Pants_x. We won't be able to get new clothing until next season. They're in the cabinet next to my bed."

Urist McSon says, "Thanks Dad. I'd rather wear these than run around naked."

Alternatively:

Urist McSon says, "No thanks Dad. I love running around naked."
Urist McSon has been estatic lately. He got to feel the breeze between his knees recently.

[k9wazere]

Urist McParent says, "Hey son, why don't you put on my old x_Cloth Pants_x. We won't be able to get new clothing until next season. They're in the cabinet next to my bed."

Urist McSon says, "Thanks Dad. I'd rather wear these than run around naked."

Alternatively:

Urist McSon says, "No thanks Dad. I love running around naked."
Urist McSon has been estatic lately. He got to feel the breeze between his knees recently.

 

[Firehawk45]

Urist McMarksdwarf: "Dammit, my crossbow can't penetrate this goblin's helmet! I better get some bolts before he wakes up."

Urist McMarksdwarf: "You know, the goblin is "sleeping". I could just take his helmet off his head and THEN bash his brain to paste."

[Flying Fortress]

Urist McMechanic:  "So let me get this straight, you want me to hook up a lever at the magma sea to a bridge 20 urist in the air with nothing more then 2 mechanisms?  Sorry overseer that just isn't possible, I would need something to link them together with."

Urist McDabblingEngraver:  "I should let the more experienced engravers carve pictures in the kings bedroom, meanwhile I'll be practicing my skill in the old mining tunnels."

Urist McEngraver:  "You want me to smooth and engrave that constructed wall?  No problem, I'll get right on it."

Urist McHunter:  "The animal I'm hunting is now unconscious, I'll now go cave it's head in with my crossbow instead of wasting all my ammo on it."

[Chimpanzee]

Urist McMayor cancels Haul Heavy Barrel to Rope Reed and Back to the Stockpile near the Thresher's: Conducting meeting with liaison.
Lolor McHauler: "That weapon in the drainage that the overseer isn't aware of is lost. There is no point of adding to the corpses that have already collected there.
Lolor McHauler cancels Suicide: Not insane enough.

Chimpanzee, to Weavers: "Had a good laugh! Keep the thread going!"

[Cthulhu Inc]

The Dragon has escaped the iron cage by melting it!
The Roc has smashed through the wooden cage with its claws!
Urist McAnimaltrainer has been struck down.
Urist McHauler has bled to death. ×3

The dwarves have learned how to make weapons out of platinum.

Urist McMoody has made Nimenonol, a marble anvil!

Urist McFlier: I could just fly down this wall rather than waiting for my friends to build a ramp, it's not like I need a path over ground. (mlp mod)

[Yoink]

Adventure mode special!

Astes Puddlewrinkled, human thresher: "Oh boy! An adventure! Finally, time to see the world, make a name for myself! This is gonna be so much more exciting than chasing around after camels."

[GoombaGeek]

The Dragon has escaped the iron cage by melting it!
The Roc has smashed through the wooden cage with its claws!
Urist McAnimaltrainer has been struck down.
Urist McHauler has bled to death. ×3

The dwarves have learned how to make weapons out of platinum.

Urist McMoody has made Nimenonol, a marble anvil!

Urist McFlier: I could just fly down this wall rather than waiting for my friends to build a ramp, it's not like I need a path over ground. (mlp mod)

I don't think platinum is a very practical metal for weapons anyway. 

And pathfinding for playable fliers is apparently a bit off, I heard this somewhere but can't remember.

Urist McCats cancels Be adopted by cat: Already owns an acceptable amount of cats.

[nopil3os]

Urist McSmartHauler: Hmmm. maybe if i roll the barrel it's going to be done easier and faster.

[Firehawk45]

Urist McMilitia: "Hammering on this giant sponge will not do anything to it, so i will leave it alone"

Urist Mceveryoneelse: "This giant sponge cant reach me, its immobile, so i dont care about it."