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[Valrandir]

OMGWTFBBQ WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What is this place???

There are corpses everywhere!!!
Incomplete constructions and designations all over.

My tower is.... FULL OF BODY PARTS and one of its internal wall is paved with... doors leading to nowhere.

I'm Valrandir! And I have work to do!

[Valrandir]

Activate operation cleanup.
WE MAKE THIS PLACE CLEAN AGAIN.

Seal everything!
Give everyone all jobs!
CLEAN EVERYTHING.

Only then we shall open up to the outside again.
That is all.

[Valrandir]

We have corpses everywhere, but plenty of coffins in stock. Let's build them!

[Valrandir]

There are enough drinks and food the the time being.

[Valrandir]

wtf are we making goddamn crafts on autorepeat for? how does that helps us really?

All jobs are now cancelled. We have enough corpses to haul without stopping to plant the xxxxth dimple cup.

[Valrandir]

for armok what happened in that place.

There is a small dug 7x4 dirt cavern, accessible only by a ramp then blocked by a door.
The inside is full of goblin blood and steel bolt.

There must have some history to this place.

[Valrandir]

2nd Granite, 41.
An ambush revealed itself.
We should be sealed inside in time, we'll see.

[Valrandir]

We are sealed in.
Some of the rebels who insisted in hauling ship from outside, are not stuck outside, running from the ambush.
They will die, we will clean up.

Once all the corpses from inside are burried, there will be slabs those those outside.

[Valrandir]

12th Granite.

A ghost has been put to rest. Meanwhile a peon is throwing a tantrum

[Valrandir]

Apparently a previous overseer though that it would be a good idea to dump cage traps all over the map.
That way when they need maintenance a dwarf must go suicide outside. Brilliant!

[Valrandir]

24th Granite.

Gulf is STILL engraving stuff.
I told him to stop carving and haul shit like everyone else.
WE ARE CLEANING DAMNITT!

[Valrandir]

The whole fortress was designated for smooting and engraving. REALLY!???

[Valrandir]

28th Granite

MIGRANTS!!!!!!!!
20 of them.

The ambush left.
We let them in!

[misko27]

The doors are to prevent leaking of the structure. It flooded us last time.

[Gulf]

Must...continue...to...make...masterpieces...