Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: You are a badass high school student.  (Read 4778 times)

detective1412

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
You are a badass high school student.
« on: July 11, 2012, 09:26:41 am »

You're just a self-proclaimed badass that just entered high school.
But,which type are you?
The smart one? The strong one?
Now you are the freshman of the infamous school,<insert name here> school.
The school was famous because it was a gathering for bad students in the whole town.
What will you do?
Logged

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2012, 09:30:40 am »

>Hide in the library.
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

King_of_the_weasels

  • Bay Watcher
  • My own avatar creeps me out.
    • View Profile
    • Not even internet famous
Logged
Slacker an illustrated story. Actually updated!?

Llamainaspitfire

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 09:58:57 am »

>Walk in those damn doors, Shades over your eyes, Smoothly walking up to the nearest Chicks you can find, And act like a badass around them.

But you aren't acting, because you ARE a badass.
Logged

Supercharazad

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2012, 10:21:50 am »

Walk off. You don't need school, because you are, in your own words, "2 Cul 4 Skul". You also never learned how to spell.
Logged

Tsuchigumo550

  • Bay Watcher
  • Mad Artificer
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2012, 10:36:21 am »

Walk into every class but your own on purpose and act confused. If you walk into a spanish class, pretend you think goodbye is "me pene y grande".
Logged
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 01:21:02 pm »

Profess your love for knitting.
Logged

Ghazkull

  • Bay Watcher
  • Can Improve, will give back better...
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 01:27:40 pm »

Slight derail: @king of weasels: what the hell was that show?
Logged

Urist McDwarfFortress

  • Bay Watcher
  • Suspected elephant sympathizer
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2012, 02:45:42 pm »

Grab the nearest thing and attempt to smoke it! Then punch someone in the face... with the thing you were smoking!

Thats what badasses do, right?
Logged
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

King_of_the_weasels

  • Bay Watcher
  • My own avatar creeps me out.
    • View Profile
    • Not even internet famous
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2012, 02:47:07 pm »

Slight derail: @king of weasels: what the hell was that show?

Cromatie Highschool, it's a comedy anime.
Logged
Slacker an illustrated story. Actually updated!?

Dragor23

  • Bay Watcher
  • A brazillion of football
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2012, 02:49:00 pm »

Slight derail: @king of weasels: what the hell was that show?

Cromatie Highschool, it's a comedy anime.

A FUCKING GREAT ANIME
Logged

Tsuchigumo550

  • Bay Watcher
  • Mad Artificer
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2012, 05:36:49 pm »

I'm all with skipping class to "hide" in the library, you can always find hot chicks there. Ones with some brains, instead of air.
Logged
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • inveterate shitposter
    • View Profile
Logged


Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

detective1412

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You are a badass high school student.
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2012, 09:41:44 am »

>Hide in the library.

You rolled a 5
You hide in the library,and met some sexy chicks,and one self-proclaimed bad boy.
You succeed to recruit him! and get laid too.

> Eat the nearest person's pencil to display dominance

That's not the way of badass! even someone stupid like you will never eat pencil.

>Walk in those damn doors, Shades over your eyes, Smoothly walking up to the nearest Chicks you can find, And act like a badass around them.

But you aren't acting, because you ARE a badass.


From 1 to 6,you rolled 1.
What you got? SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Looks like you aren't that badass,after all.

Walk off. You don't need school, because you are, in your own words, "2 Cul 4 Skul". You also never learned how to spell.

At second though,you decided to still need the szcool! (misspelled for fun)

Walk into every class but your own on purpose and act confused. If you walk into a spanish class, pretend you think goodbye is "me pene y grande".

You rolled a 2.
The spanish teacher is mad,but not that mad.
He just says "Fuck off." and kick you out.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Logged
Pages: [1] 2