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wildlife

goblin abmushes, sieges etc.

human abmushes, sieges etc.

elf abmushes, sieges etc.

titans, forgotten beasts, megabeasts

demons

magma

necromancers

undead

tantrum spiral

loyalty cascade

giant mosquito invasion

[Broseph Stalin]

261. When constructing tiles dwarves will do everything in their power to render the project unfinishable.
262. When deconstructing tiles dwarves will do everything in their power to cause a cave in.

[Kilroy the Grand]

263. You shouldn't leave corpses around your necromancer experimentation/training pit. Especially if that corpse is of another necromancer.

[Urist McKoga]

264. Someday, you might think you have a wagon pulled by alligators, and will be late to realize how much fun it is.

[crazysheep]

265. You can engrave natural ice floors and walls.
265a. If you use this to train up engraving skill in biome where water melts seasonally, prepare for tantrums as those ice engravings melt.

[Hanslanda]

265. You can engrave natural ice floors and walls.
265a. If you use this to train up engraving skill in biome where water melts seasonally, prepare for tantrums as those ice engravings melt.

Mind=blown

[Loud Whispers]

265. You can engrave natural ice floors and walls.
265a. If you use this to train up engraving skill in biome where water melts seasonally, prepare for tantrums as those ice engravings melt.

It also causes the water to overflow

[chaosgear]

266. Don't let Nauseous dwarves into your food stockpile, kitchen, or dining room.

267. If you're gonna build a wall, make it top priority, otherwise your dwarves will procrastinate it for years.

[Splint]

268. Even when armed, dwarve will rarely defend themselves if attacked.
 268a. Carpenter/Woodcutters don't fare very well against giant flying squirrels. Miners however, are brutally effective.

[Scow2]

269. Giving everyone every job, instead of improving efficiency by always ensuring there's someone available to do whatever needs to be done, reduces efficiency by ensuring that everyone's wasting time on the most trivial task possible.

270. Aquifers fill faster than you think they will.

[Gamerboy4life]

271: Water can move diagonally, through a wall you think was secure.

[JimboM12]

272. Remember to set your minecarts to guide if its in a high traffic area.

[Sutremaine]

243. SOldiers can and will commit suicide by walking out into a siege for absolutly no reason. Literally no reaso> no equippment was out there, nothing.

Where was the last place you stationed him? Did he make a kill outside recently? I've noticed that dwarves like to wander to the last place they did something and then stand around for a while. With soldiers you can get around this by stationing them in the barracks after they've finished with the rest of their direct orders. Then you can cancel that and let them go back to training or whatever they do in their spare time.

[Splint]

I got him back due to a save scum.

[Sutremaine]

Okay, keep on doing that if it keeps happening.

[GoombaGeek]

273. Elven sissy wooden weapons are capable of major damage. Fortunately, this worked in my favor when a pilfered (+birchen long sword+) commandeered by a lowly Thresher sliced off an ettin's left head in one strike.