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Particleman

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2012, 03:04:12 am »

Oh you guys. Why couldn't this be ecret until he did it, like it was with me? You guys suck. =[

Well, look on the bright side: your story is now something of a minor legend.
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ZeroSumHappiness

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2012, 07:04:41 am »

Solid Kobold: Fortress Eater

It's a quick story in the same vein as most facepalm posts.
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Mohawk_Bravo

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2012, 05:01:18 pm »

I view it more as a cautionary tale. As in, everything in Dwarf Fortress is out to kill you.
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Urist_McArathos

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2012, 11:32:14 pm »

It really is disappointing though; everyone gets warned off from the HFS so easily these days, and we get deprived of so much Fun!  (Hell, did we all forget the F in HFS STANDS for Fun, anyway?)

We all really need to resolve to either be neutral or play dumb when these threads show up.  After all, it's our Fun we're preventing too :)
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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2012, 11:34:31 pm »

Encourage it! That's what happened in my thread and it was awesome.
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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2012, 04:19:31 pm »

You guys suck. =[
That one was great fun. Why can't more people take the subtle approach?

Yeah, I remember reading that thread too.  That and Boatmurdered is what got me interested enough in DF to learn how to play it.
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Garath

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2012, 08:16:33 pm »

It really is disappointing though; everyone gets warned off from the HFS so easily these days, and we get deprived of so much Fun!  (Hell, did we all forget the F in HFS STANDS for Fun, anyway?)

We all really need to resolve to either be neutral or play dumb when these threads show up.  After all, it's our Fun we're preventing too :)

or what the H stands for

HIDDEN, people, as in secret
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2012, 08:23:25 pm »

Corai was the one to ruin it.  (Third post in thread)

OH YES. You have a clown tent!


That means there is a HFS in the caverns, dig deeper and find that fortress!

Spoiler: SPOILERS (click to show/hide)

Weenog was a tad more subtle, but he forgot about spoiler hounds.  (4th post in thread)

It's either treasure, a warning, or some kind of sword in the stone magical locking mechanism waiting for something to happen.  What do you think is the best course of action?

Spoiler: what's really going on (click to show/hide)
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Garath

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2012, 08:26:50 pm »

Corai was the one to ruin it.  (Third post in thread)

the stupid kobold again!
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Ifeno

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2012, 10:39:09 pm »

Spoiler: what's really going on (click to show/hide)

leave this place elf!
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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2012, 10:40:37 pm »

Corai was the one to ruin it.  (Third post in thread)

the stupid kobold again!

Heeheehee...
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Kamin

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Re: Random adamantine longsword?
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2012, 10:56:49 pm »

I wish I hadn't read this. But, on the flip side, I am glad I got to see a story about a KGB Kobold ending the known world.
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