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[SoHowAreYou]

You are reading this, you fool, so you have decided to take a chance and come to my game, I will not be the GM, I will be the Rofl god.

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Name:

Gender:

Race:(Anything you want, yes I except ponies but I will abuse and warp and disregard, the MLP canon if any of these are made, plus any other shows, games, or really anything)

Bio: If you want


I reserve the right to do anything including suspending and handing of characters, also I will do anything for the Comedy.

Word of advice do funny things and good things will happen to you, failing that you will have to put up with my humor

[SoHowAreYou]

If you want to know the scenario it will change depending on who I get but it will have ungrateful peasants and you breaking the economy.

[SoHowAreYou]

Come on you know you want to take my challenge and as a matter of fact I will give either an entropy proof shield or sword to the first person to sign up.

[IronyOwl]

it will have ungrateful peasants and you breaking the economy.

My interest is piqued.

Unfortunately I've just been watching Yumekui Merry clips so there's that.



Name: Zelotoss

Gender: Female

Race: Tall, somewhat gangly vaguely ghost-like thing.

Spoiler: Like This (click to show/hide)

Or to a lesser extent, Disgaea Skulls.

Bio: Zelotoss is a magical girl villain. She pummels magical girls.

When there were no magical girls to pummel she tended to reside in a nightmarish Halloween-themed dimension arranged vaguely like a board game, where she'd pummel hapless humans and her fellow horror-things instead. Who knows what she's up to now, though.

Come on you know you want to take my challenge and as a matter of fact I will give either an entropy proof shield or sword to the first person to sign up.

Also sweet. I'd mostly envisioned being unarmed for those good ol' satisfying beatdowns, though. :3

[SoHowAreYou]

Congrats you receive the sword of anti-entropy the Rofl god sends you on your quest others will join.

OOC: You will break the economy the same way Shamus Young described in an article in The Escapist, I intend to take that to its full conclusion by having you preform ridiculous feats of combat with ease.

You start in generic tavern you have just put down another magic girl with your blade, for some reason she had a steel long sword, and she spawned out of nowhere with her equipment and clothes, I think you can tell where this is going.

[IronyOwl]

Sometimes Zelotoss just gotta shank a bitch.

Loot dat corpse. What "equipment" did she have and how much will it sell to a vendor for?

[SoHowAreYou]

Steel long sword: 40 Gold

Baroque clothes: 20 Gold

Various food items: 10 gold (You don't need eat because this is cliche)

Vendor:

1 Thing a link to the article described: 500,000 gold

[IronyOwl]

Keep steel longsword. It's shiny.

Sell the rest, then search the bar for a magical familiar or sidekick.

[SoHowAreYou]

You have 30 gold  now and steel long sword.

The Rofl god sends you a familiar who will provide support at useful yet still inconvenient times. His name is Comedy Fiend

[IronyOwl]

Excellent.

Leave tavern, ask nearest guard for directions to nearest monster*-infested wilderness area.

*"Monsters" meaning anything to legally club for loot.

[SoHowAreYou]

Generic over-dramatic dungeon name. Are you ready to pwn I mean fight mooks?

[EveryZig]

Mind if I join?

Name: Alfred Beardsworth III (Scourge of the seven teas)

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Bio: A pirate/gentleman, Beardsworth wears an eye-patch over his left eye, a monocle over his right, and an impeccable top hat with a skull and crossbones embroidered on the front. He is known for scouring the land for plunder and crumpets.

[SoHowAreYou]

The Rofl god grants you entry, you have just finished raiding a village when a red shirt army comes out of nowhere

OOC: you are in different dimension than Irony so I can update at will huzzah

Also I want 1 pony to join so I can have save Equestria

[SoHowAreYou]

Fine I will play the pony: insert whoever you think I should be until someone wants to take over.

Oh no it appears that a randomly selected villain pulled from the the MLP wiki has decided to screw around. In the this it is Chaos and the Rofl god decided to give him the localized entropy acceleration field generator. Go  forth who ever wants to do this.