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[Kamin]

> Check to see if bird has been used as mount before (markings, equipment, whatever). If it hasn't been, mount it anyway, only carefully and with attentiveness to the disposition of the bird. Once mounted, attempt to ride it down the non-bloody trail, but easy to begin with so as not to harm/upset our new mount. Name it Doomy, Jr.

HAHAHAHAHA no. Jump onto its back and ride the fuck out of it.

Doomy, Sr. is gone because of you. It's time to take a different approach.

[Dariush]

Because of me? That's horrible slander and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Kamin]

Because of me? That's horrible slander and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

[Dariush]

Because of me? That's horrible slander and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

A family of an undead dwarf, a green crundle and a pink mind-controlling slug? WELL DON'T I FEEL BAD NOW.

[PlutoniumApe]

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Because of me? That's horrible slander and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

A family of an undead dwarf, a green crundle and a pink mind-controlling slug? WELL DON'T I FEEL BAD NOW.

We all know that Dariush is the hero this story deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll shun him, because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero. He's a noisy guardian. A disrupting troublemaker. A Dark Knight troll.

[Dariush]

We all know that Dariush is the hero this story deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll shun him, because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero. He's a noisy guardian. A disrupting troublemaker. A Dark Knight troll.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU HEARTLEASS BASTARD.

[Lich180]

This thread is so full of win.

[Kamin]

We all know that Dariush is the hero this story deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll shun him, because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero. He's a noisy guardian. A disrupting troublemaker. A Dark Knight troll.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU HEARTLEASS BASTARD.

I normally only type "lololololo," but don't actually "lol." But this? This is hilarious. "Pure win" is right, Lich.

[werozzi]

> Check to see if bird has been used as mount before (markings, equipment, whatever). If it hasn't been, mount it anyway, only carefully and with attentiveness to the disposition of the bird. Once mounted, attempt to ride it down the non-bloody trail, but easy to begin with so as not to harm/upset our new mount. Name it Doomy, Jr.

+1

also i love how datan's shield changes colors!

[Meistermoxx]

Yea, i want to have Dariush appear in the story! that would be so much win!

[Canisaur]

Dariush is already in the story, isn't he the hammer?  Permanent scowl, always condescendingly rejecting every suggestion...

[PlutoniumApe]

Dariush is already in the story, isn't he the hammer?  Permanent scowl, always condescendingly rejecting every suggestion...

He even was on fire once...

[Dariush]

ALL THOSE THINGS ARE JUST COINCIDENCES

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Jump onto its back and ride the fuck out of it.

+1

I really want to see this! We may be killed, but honestly, who really cares about this body? It doesn't even have eyes!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Jump onto its back and ride the fuck out of it.

+1

I really want to see this! We may be killed, but honestly, who really cares about this body? It doesn't even have eyes!

-1


fan art says i do. besides, didn't you see the scroll? olms are important.. or something