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[Yoink]

>"Uh, we don't know the floaty hammer-shaped guy, by the way."

>This said through a mouthful of dead goblin. (Seriously, are these goblins or elves?!

[PlutoniumApe]

"Hey what happened to the dead guy over there? Aren't you going to eat him? Dibs on the eyeballs!"

Eat him? Do we look like savages? We will feast soon enough, troll turd!
And we don't know what killed him. He was the first to go down the rope.

Atu just reported from the others, they have made progress and we are to follow...
... why did you take down the rope? You're not the only one they send, are you?
Did something happen? I thought the dwarf was taken care of!?

[Dariush]

Tell them that the dwarf is an undead abomination now and that they can doom their asses and stay, but you are going to get the hell out of there.

[arclance]

Tell them that the dwarf is an undead abomination now and that they can doom their asses and stay, but you are going to get the hell out of there.

No, that will blow our cover.

[Dariush]

Tell them that the dwarf is an undead abomination now and that they can doom their asses and stay, but you are going to get the hell out of there.

No, that will blow our cover.

How?

[arclance]

Tell them that the dwarf is an undead abomination now and that they can doom their asses and stay, but you are going to get the hell out of there.

No, that will blow our cover.

How?

Knowledge of events we should have no knowledge of.
Our goblin possessing pink brain slug did not see Datan turn into a zombie, that was as side story for us.

[Dariush]

For all they know, the zombie dwarf can be just over there whence we came, chasing us.

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

Tell them the "forces" that were sent to help was ambushed by a jabberer, and you were the only one that survived. Proceed to follow them to were they seek to go.

Excuse for taking the rope was too... Umm... Stop kobolds?

[Megaman]

"I took the rope because I was hanging traitors earlier, and though we might encounter some more."

[PlutoniumApe]

"We were ambushed by a jabberer. I managed to kill it but well... I was the only survivor.
We're having a pretty big morale problem, too, actually.
Had to hang some traitors, you know... hence the rope. So watch your back... hehehe!"

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

If you can slay a jabberer you're all the enforcement we need.
At least you brought some spare equipment.
Let's go! No time to waste.



Better watch out! This place is dangerous...



lost quite a few... thump thump thump

[killerhellhound]

LOOOOOOT
and ask what was that

[PlutoniumApe]

"Hey, what happened there?"

Good question, we should probably take...

thump thump thump

... COVER!

[Dariush]

Use the hammerface technique. If the hammer refuses to cooperate, take cover behind the nearest corpse.

[Megaman]

What is this, Normandy?

Hide behind a rock

[Dariush]

Do you see rocks? I don't. Hide behind a corpse.