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[killerhellhound]

i recently watched a video on how to play spy in tf2 well the guy who made it was a nijia (I don't know how to spell it) just mowing down any one who attacked him or his team or did anything other then sulk in a corner

[Dariush]

i recently watched a video on how to play spy in tf2 well the guy who made it was a nijia (I don't know how to spell it) just mowing down any one who attacked him or his team or did anything other then sulk in a corner

This is not TF2. Le gasp.

[PlutoniumApe]

they left



and took the heads with them

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we are a brain slug we must have a host so look around and hide somewere we could drop on something like a spy

Are you actually aware where we are and what we are doing? Because it really looks like you dropped in without any prior knowledge about the game and started spewing random shit. With horrible grammar and without punctuation, to boot.

Oh the irony 
Who knows where we are and what we are doing? Show of hands!

...

No one? Thought so... 
For all we know, this could be TF2. This story is very hat-themed.

[Dariush]

I told you guys we should have gotten out of there when we could. I hate everyone in this thread who isn't me or PA.

Eat the goblins' corpses.

[Aptus]

>If possible, crawl up the wall and onto the ceiling so we are harder to spot, then start moving left I guess.

[Dariush]

There's only waterfall to our left, which has every possibility of fucking us over majestically (due to us being, you know, a slug). Eat the corpses, find some way to improve on our present condition.

[Golemnardah]

I notice that the stupid goblin army must have known we were a brain slug, seeing as they ALWAYS took the heads, meaning we CAN'T possess anything, so i vote climbing on the ceiling and finding an inhabitable body.

EDIT: Preferably something big.
EDIT x2: Also, Mr. Brain-slug, i'm sorry my predecessors kept pouring foul liquid on you, it was just their attempt of finding out what you were.

[Dariush]

They called us a dwarf and they couldn't see the death of our host. I doubt that theory.

[PlutoniumApe]

this could take a while

[Golemnardah]

Move stealthy on the ceiling, moving towards the right. Find a host and take control.

[Dariush]

No, rub ourselves around a mace. Back at the beginning that's what caused the tumor (i.e. actual us) to grow.

[Aptus]

No, rub ourselves around a mace. Back at the beginning that's what caused the tumor (i.e. actual us) to grow.

That quote taken out of context is just hilarious :p

[PlutoniumApe]

getting sore





they left no traces

[Dariush]

Well, crap. Go left to where our host saw the boulder.

[10ebbor10]

It's the gem. Grab it.

Also, an interesting thing is that we were not harmed by the FB's poison, and that we looked quite similair. This suggests that both species are somewhat related.