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[Canisaur]

Throw the hammer into the face of the goblin to the left of you, then

*martial trance*
IT'S HAMMERTIME! CAN'T TOUCH THIS, DUNDUNDUNDUN

This.

Been lurking for a couple weeks watching this, wanted to finally chime in to third this ^^

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Go for the gobo wearing black armor! Maybe his squad will run away after you hammer his head in.

[mcguinty]

Fight towards the slug cave. Slide down the rope to the slug if we can attach the rope to a rock quickly enough. Being on the slug would be a good place to defend.

[PlutoniumApe]

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Continue hammering.

[PlutoniumApe]

"DATAN..."



"... SMASH!"

[squishynoob]

If the hammer doesn't help us, we could try to use the deadly green slime to our advantage.

(Don't know how to do it quickly, though)

[Askot Bokbondeler]

pursue the black armoured goblin

[ottottott]

I think you didn't want interruptions like this?
I say, flee. Get on the snail where you attached the spear. If it's stuck enough, tie yourself to it. Abuse the game by knowing the ones controlling the world you're in won't let you die. I'd say the hammer plays that role nicely. Also, try talking with the FB asking about the artifact or whatever we're after.
I guess I just want to get this over with. Why? To prevent the OP from getting bored before this is over, and leaving us without an ending.

[PlutoniumApe]

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I think you didn't want interruptions like this?
I say, flee. Get on the snail where you attached the spear. If it's stuck enough, tie yourself to it. Abuse the game by knowing the ones controlling the world you're in won't let you die. I'd say the hammer plays that role nicely. Also, try talking with the FB asking about the artifact or whatever we're after.
I guess I just want to get this over with. Why? To prevent the OP from getting bored before this is over, and leaving us without an ending.

I'm up for whatever 
The story can't progress without you and you apparently didn't feel like hurting the snail
Sooooo... now it's clobberin' time!

I'm not bored yet, the things I'm planning for you just quickly become useless.
Also this gives me some time to prepare the next chapter... if we ever get there.
It's a race, guys. What did you expect?
And sure, you can't die (actually, I don't remember saying that  )
Doesn't mean you can't be severely held back.
And everything that you refuse to do will be done by the other party (if necessary)

Don't really want to make this incredibly difficult for you.
Datan can do a lot, if you put some thought/effort/insanity into your suggestions we can make them happen.


Whatever.
Here are some fast versions of the previous gifs. Somehow I like them better.





Oh... and I'm terrible at depicting battles.

[PlutoniumApe]

[squishynoob]

I'd say, flatten the gobbo on the ledge.

Then climb down the rope, all while swinging, and once at the right height deliver a boot of death to the one in black armor.
(Or alternatively, goomba-stomp him. It worked perfectly with one gobbo already, so why not make that two?)

(if there's time, recover Doomy)
All while leaving the troll deal with the slug for the moment.

Who's with me?

[Dariush]

Clamp a hand on the gobbo's mouth, drag him to the entrance, chop away his limbs and leave a hole in his guts so he would die in several hours. Then hide behind the sharp rock in the slug cavern and observe what's happening down there.

[PlutoniumApe]

[squishynoob]

Actually, we could cut / pull the rope, throw another to Doomy, and pull him up.
The goblin boss would be stuck down there.

Also, the slug is now awake.