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[PlutoniumApe]

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"Looks like it doesn't take prisoners."



"Ugh... is it really looking at me?"

"What's your story, hammer? Your name's not Frostmourne, is it?"

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I feel like I didn't think this through. I'm sorry for ignoring all your suggestions, really!
I literally have to roll a die sometimes

You actually have nearly all of the stuff you need to progress right now.
You have been at all the important places, too.

I feel like putting this in here because it's quite hard to keep up with your suggestions 
Maybe I'm just too hard on you.

And I railroaded you in the sense that I didn't want to create 10 more scenes that would do nothing for the story.
Who would go on a suicide mission into the caverns, really? Killing goblins is the true way to die!

[Dariush]

Who would go on a suicide mission into the caverns, really?

We would.

Gather the silver stuffities and check their sharpness. Then use hammer to bash down the boulder.

[Meistermoxx]

I guess someone is gonna have to go trough and analyse everything, and tell us about it

[Dariush]

I guess someone is gonna have to go trough and analyse everything, and tell us about it

Heresy! We should just roll along, suggesting outlandishly insane things and applauding PA whenever he doesn't weasel out of drawing something crazy (like the burning hammer).

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

The Engraving, the Idol, and doomy. Are all related (3 horns)

>With the power of the hammer, smash that boulder "FOR DOOMY!"

also why would anyone throw doomy? lol

[werozzi]

Feed the silver stuff to the hammer. NOW!

[Megaman]

>With the power of the hammer, smash that boulder "FOR DAAH-DAAHH-DAAAH-DAAAH-DAAAAAAAH-DAAH-DAAAAAAAAAHHHH-DOOMY!"

[ottottott]

Brilliant story. I'd love to analyze everything carefully and help, but I just found a great new game to play. I'll be occupied for a few more days.
Still, fantastic story.

[Fireiy]

Great story so far

[PlutoniumApe]

"Hm... not hungry I guess. Those silver knives are pretty dull, I doubt they could've scratched me with them."



"How long am I supposed to be doing this? ... for Da-da-da-Doomy...!"



FOOLISH MORTAL! ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALL KOGANURIST?

"It... it's not only looking at me, now it's talking. Or... is it just another voice in my head?"

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I guess someone is gonna have to go trough and analyse everything, and tell us about it

Please do!

Great story so far

Thank you 
If we do this right there is a lot more to come

[Dariush]

Throw the pointless hammer away, get out of the cavern now that there are no creepy engraving to fuck us up.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

"oh migthy hammer, lead me to more slaughter. it's fun"

[QuakeIV]

"I'm quite sure there is more than one KoganUrist around these parts"

Then discard the hammer.

[zombie urist]

I made some maps of the area. I'm not sure how accurate this is.
Beginning to getting swallowed by toad

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Leaving toad to current position.

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Map, numbered

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1. Seen multiple times
2. Seen in glyph on cave
3. Looks like the disk we encountered earlier
4. ?
5. Sword? Seen wielded by a goblin in engraving
6. We have bones that look like this, also could be horned helmet
7-9. ?

[Dariush]

...You do realize that it's impossible to distinguish anything on your maps, and specifically handwriting, do you?