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Author Topic: The Illustrated Shenanigans of PinkySlugMan [Interactive Railroad]  (Read 112625 times)

Dariush

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #375 on: July 24, 2012, 07:36:21 am »

Slowly chop off his limbs, or at least his legs. Drag him to the cave entrance where the noise of the waterfall will muffle his screams. Then begin the torture.

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #376 on: July 24, 2012, 07:39:20 am »

Hey, I don't see any need to start torturing yet... He might be perfectly willing to talk!
Doomy wasn't much of a conversationalist, either, so we should probably chat to him about the weather lest the weird voices in our head drive us insane.

>Drag him bag near the noisy waterfall, un-gag him and chat about the weather.
Then begin interrogating him about stuff, not chopping bits off unless strictly necessary.
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #377 on: July 24, 2012, 07:41:46 am »

>Drag him bag near the noisy waterfall, un-gag him and chat about the weather.
Then begin interrogating him about stuff, not chopping bits off unless strictly necessary.
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #378 on: July 24, 2012, 09:35:02 am »

>Drag him bag near the noisy waterfall, un-gag him and chat about the weather.
Then begin interrogating him about stuff, not chopping bits off unless strictly necessary.
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #379 on: July 24, 2012, 09:50:38 am »



"He got what he deserved, chopped off his legs. When I'm done with him he won't be needing them anymore."

"So... how's it going, green skin? What's your thought on the weather?"

"..."

"Not a talker, eh? It's been mighty dark these days, wouldn't mind some light... nothing like the warm glimmer of magma..."



"Stupid dwarf! Just wait for the rain!"

"The rain? What rain? We're in the caverns - so who's stupid now?"

"It will start raining soon, dwarf, it's already beginning. The rivers will turn red, the sun will disappear... forever. Just wait and see... he he he"

"... well... wouldn't mind the sun part."

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #380 on: July 24, 2012, 09:53:57 am »

Chop off his arms and then throw him into the waterfall. Then go deeper into the cave, being vary of the other two goblins who may have noticed their missing comrade.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2012, 09:58:25 am by Dariush »
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #381 on: July 24, 2012, 10:56:35 am »



"Looks like you're to be the first drop... hr hr hr... stupid goblin."



"Deeper meaning what? Back to the goblins or continue this way?"

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #382 on: July 24, 2012, 11:00:04 am »

Hm. I'm afraid that these bastards are going to sneak up on us from behind, so let's check up on them. Carefully.

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #383 on: July 24, 2012, 11:02:02 am »

>Follow goblins quietly.
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #384 on: July 24, 2012, 11:40:03 am »



"Alright, let's have a look."



"Ugh... looks like they cracked it.
There's also two more openings... weird... didn't I travel on one of those spots?"

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #385 on: July 24, 2012, 11:44:44 am »

OH CRAP RED EYES ON THE ENGRAVING GET OUT OF THE ROOM STAB IT STAB IT STAB IT REPEATEDLY IN THE EYES

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #387 on: July 24, 2012, 12:22:51 pm »

The voodoo Drawing is pointing the way we should go. Travel That way
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #388 on: July 24, 2012, 12:28:19 pm »

Get the rope that the goblins used and the chopped limbs, then do what he said.
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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Datan Boatdagger [Interactive Story]
« Reply #389 on: July 24, 2012, 12:28:46 pm »

engage the goblin pretending to be an engraving
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