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[bombzero]

But they might E-SCAPE somehow if we give them the gem. You know what they say about gemless people.

I didnt say give the gem to them, I said go to give as in act like we are cooperating then attack at the last moment.

[Aptus]

The right answer is obviously to:

>Place the gem on the floor, yell "If I can't have it, noone will!", and proceed to smash it with the hammer.

[PlutoniumApe]

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Get out of the way from the wave of deadly green goo! Attempt to retrieve the hammer without touching the goo. If that fails, use your spear to kill the goblin leader.

[PlutoniumApe]

"What just happened... ugh... he escaped!"

[Ultimuh]

Give Doomy an epic Hi-Five!

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

DOOMY!! Yay! Give the little guy some goblin brains.

[PlutoniumApe]

[werozzi]

Now that's an epic High Five!

- Store Doomy in pack and give him the extra equipment.
- Get the hammer covered in the "smoke bomb" liquid.
- Smash the heck out of slug

[Ultimuh]

Now that's an epic High Five!

- Store Doomy in pack and give him the extra equipment.
- Get the hammer covered in the "smoke bomb" liquid.
- Smash the heck out of slug

Don't forget to feed him, he's probably starving by now.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

- Smash the heck out of slug

No slug smashing! Remember the deadly green goo? Look at that gobo corpse! Its a freakin' skeleton after 5 seconds!

We've actually found the first recorded instance when mutilating our enemy's corpses would NOT be an advisable course of action!

[PlutoniumApe]

"He can snack on the toad chunks.
They must've fed him, look how fat he got.
He barely fits inside the bag."



"Looks like the white stuff is reacting...
... what sorcery is this?"



squish squish

[Aptus]

Hmm

>Take the helmet from the dead goblin and use it as a bowl to scoop up some of the reacting sludge caused by the white stuff. It might come in handy.

[PlutoniumApe]

[Dariush]

...How is it not melting through the helmet?..

Anyway, taste the sludge, then get out of there.