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[PlutoniumApe]

"Let's play the waiting game. Haven't picked sides yet, but the little ones are definitely the loudest. What a noise!"

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

Hopefully the little ones win

>Look around for possible escape routes, also can we see what's in our pack again?

[PlutoniumApe]

"Did I lose something?"



"This is going to be ugly...
... as for escape routes... I could try running away aimlessly into the darkness."

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

We are in luck, I think.

>Burst from the pile of bones, and toss Doomy's poop at the batman with spear. Give Mace to one of the unarmed crundles, and ready the spear.

[PlutoniumApe]

"Surprise!"



"Disgusting, yet effective."



"Not sure if they have got a plan of their own but they are certainly busy..."

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Stab the Batman!

[PlutoniumApe]

"Told you, ugly!"



"Got it! Flew right in. Those crundles show no mercy."

[Zako]

Keep stabbing until it's dead and prepare to defend yourself from another batman attack!

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

Crafty Crundles, I will be trapping and taming these at large in my next fort.

>Make sure stabbed batman is dead, and throw a bone from the pile at the nearest unharmed batman

[PlutoniumApe]

"Damn he got away, I'm a bit slow due to the green package, guys. I've never seen anything like this before..."



"Crundle beat me to it."



The spinning skull strikes the batman in the head! It explodes in gore!

[Zako]

Stick doomy partly in our pack so we have a hand free and finish that wounded batman with a thrown bone! Then make a quiet getaway reguardless if we hit or miss.

[PlutoniumApe]

"Let's see if we can hit him. Doomy's a fat little fella, shouldn't have fed him that purple stuff."



"Got him! Try flying away now, manbat!"



"It's a massacre... let's scramble! Any idea where we are going?

[Zako]

Anywhere but here would be good. Just get the hell out of dodge!

[PlutoniumApe]

"Ugh better get away as long as the crundles are busy tearing them limb from limb."



"Do I see water?"

[Zako]

Let's check it out, we might be able to bathe our head wound in it if it's clean enough. See if Doomy wants to have a drink first though.