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[NUKE9.13]

Someone explain to me the nonsense of (?) this thread or I will GTFO.

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You Are King is, and I quote, "A surprisingly deep game of politics, intrigue and feudal rule.  Play a noble, advisor or simply a minion of the King and seek royal favour - or risk the role of a rebel or independent and seek fortune at the risk of the King's wrath."
That basically describes it. It's a roleplay heavy affair, with simple mechanics to keep things balanced. The most basic mechanics are basically RTD ones; complex things that rely on chance/skill will have a die thrown for their success by an impartial authority. There's loads of other rules, but you can ask about those in the OOC thread, or read the wikia page on the rules.
Things are all over the place. You can basically do whatever you want- be a merchant, a noble, a warrior, whatever. People interact and we get a semi-coherent story/world going on! Want to join us? See the next post.

[Azthor]

Dwarmin, that isn't simply a dangerous mission; it is the rough equivalent of a level 3 fighter charging head on against a 30th level epic wizard. Anything less than 34 strength worth of regiments and there won't even be a chance, and that is ignoring the dragon's special abilities, which may or not involve flying and, well, dragonfire.

I, for one, would rather not have to welcome our new draconic overlords.

[Taricus]

Dwarmin, that isn't simply a dangerous mission; it is the rough equivalent of a level 3 fighter charging head on against a 30th level epic wizard. Anything less than 34 strength worth of regiments and there won't even be a chance, and that is ignoring the dragon's special abilities, which may or not involve flying and, well, dragonfire.

Has a better chance of success than Ursa actually apologising though

[Dwarmin]

I assumed Taricus wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.

A literal blaze. And Glory=digestion.

[Ardas]

Unless Ursa invests in a full armor made out of kyrite that has lot of spikes on it (to prevent the dragon form eating you), I don't see this happening.

[Azthor]

Unless Ursa invests in a full armor made out of kyrite that has lot of spikes on it (to prevent the dragon form eating you), I don't see this happening.

Death by blunt trauma.

[Tiruin]

A literal blaze. And Glory=digestion.

Huh?

There is no glory in causing anything indigesti-

Ooooh, I forgot the flash-fire roasting powers, better than a microwave and more crispy.

Carry on.

[Caellath]

The problem I see is that Ursa may actually die before getting to a dragon. Since they live in the farthest extremes of the north, she may actually be killed by worgs, trolls or cold drakes before she makes it. With some luck, she may make it to a fire drake before dying. The path is not a straight line with a small sign with "Dragons this way -->" written on it.

[Tiruin]

Of course the path to Dragons are not dotted with ink and arrows.

Just look for the scorched earth, the smell of ash, and the vastly unpopulated land! Also, check for any kidnapped princesses..

. . .

Ursa, dress yourself up as a princess.

[Taricus]

The problem I see is that Ursa may actually die before getting to a dragon. Since they live in the farthest extremes of the north, she may actually be killed by worgs, trolls or cold drakes before she makes it. With some luck, she may make it to a fire drake before dying. The path is not a straight line with a small sign with "Dragons this way -->" written on it.

You forgot haegers from that list too

[Caellath]

You forgot haegers from that list too

Oh, thanks. Yes, the haegars too.

[kytuzian]

Buttercup?

[Kestrel_6]

So we have impossible fight #1; Trent, Tiakath and two NPCs VS a Troll tribe

#2 Karas VS a guy with a 5+ bonus to combat minimum

#3 Ursa VS a f--- Dragon

well, better start on a new char sheet...

[Caellath]

Apparently, you have the best chances of those three. Since the armored man is taunting you, if by some good luck - very good luck - you manage to take him down, I believe his group will turn tail and flee. If the GM really, really wanted to screw with you, he'd just make all of the guy's allies rush you and finish Karas once and for all.

[Tiruin]

You know, try to feint. Terrain to your advantage Karas!