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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1530 on: November 04, 2012, 05:21:48 am »

What? No, no, this is all wrong! Haegar were meant to be pulverized by Richard, not allied with! ::)
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1531 on: November 04, 2012, 05:29:58 am »

Wait what?

Lampshading? :P
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1532 on: November 04, 2012, 08:22:56 am »

Just point them at Ariendalis and DOnnerstein Already. Then lets rape,murder,pillage and burn our way through those, the Haegars will be happy we will be happy and everybody gets bloodshed!
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1533 on: November 04, 2012, 03:37:36 pm »

So, Micelus just suffered a terrible defeat. For those wondering, here is exactly how and why such a disaster happened.

Firstly, he rolled relatively poorly on troop variety, which lead to him having only berserkers in his army. Secondly, he got two 1s (one of which was hidden to prevent any meta from anyone) on secrecy, which meant that Richard knew he was coming and he also knew what his army was made out of. Richard was near enough to intervene, since he was hiding in the foothills of the Silver Spire - the only hiding place in that part of the kingdom for an army.

Richard made the tactical choice to rush Osir's forces to stop him from using tactics at first, because he knew that forcing Osir's army on the defensive would be devastating. Because he got the same score as Osir on that roll, neither side could use any tactics until disengage - which favored Richard considerably, since he didn't need to.

After that, the battle played out. The Royal Army always beat the Haegars by more than five, so they took no damage from attrition, and poor rolls forced the Haegars to remain in combat for three rounds, which caused an absolute disaster.

So, that's what happened. Terrible luck on a dozen different things piled up, fell down all at once, and there you have the biggest defeat since the beginning of the game.

The troops Osir lost were all temporary raiders, so he lost no permanent forces, but most of the raiders are dead and gone.
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1534 on: November 04, 2012, 03:42:41 pm »

We watched the rolls as they were called along these days. It was a lot of bad luck.
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1535 on: November 04, 2012, 03:43:16 pm »

Still a massive hurt there. Time to track down the remaining Haegar I say!
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1536 on: November 04, 2012, 03:47:19 pm »

Don't worry, I'll make that easy for you :D
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1537 on: November 04, 2012, 04:01:03 pm »

looks like it's officially time to go rambo on donnerstein
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1538 on: November 04, 2012, 05:34:00 pm »

Welp, that was painful but totally expected. Still, ouch.
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1539 on: November 04, 2012, 11:13:47 pm »

Northwatch's command was useless except for acting like a bloody STOP sign.  :-\
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1540 on: November 04, 2012, 11:35:36 pm »

Do we have messenger birds?
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1541 on: November 04, 2012, 11:59:48 pm »

We have messenger people. :P
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1542 on: November 05, 2012, 02:38:50 am »

We have messenger people. :P

Yes, because having a man go from the southern coast to Lorvese then to Stormstead is totally more practical than sending a bird from Altaregia to Stormstead. :P
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1543 on: November 05, 2012, 08:29:58 am »

Guys, something for everyone to do, for fun and profit. If you are bothered, would you mind doing or showing the heraldry of your noble and slapping it in in the character thread? Just edit your posts and slap your pic or link next to your character description.
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Re: You are King III: OOC thread
« Reply #1544 on: November 07, 2012, 04:57:11 am »

Considering the Haegar are a civilization and we are but a single kingdom in a civilization, I'd think it utterly stupid if we could beat the Haegar as a whole, even more so in an offensive war where all their forces are involved. The way I see it, what Micelus could muster was merely a small fraction of the whole.
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