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[Coalwalker]

Just going to postulate the cause of the spiral here...

1. BEER RAIN! ALL HAIL THE BOOZEGOD!

2. All brewers and growers dismantle their shops and run to frolic happily in this glorious weather.

3. Unemployment skyrockets to ~43%.

4. Boredom and depression sink into the void created by their lost jobs.

5. One or two dwarves off themselves by diving into the beer cistern.

6. FUN slips its clammy hands around the fortress.

[MrWiggles]

So instead of tapping the admiral, they'll be tapping the urist?

[Meph]

Is this now in my mod or not ? It is my font... so I guess yes ?

[DarkWolfXV]

Great beer monopoly has been discovered. The sacred gardens of Eden have been sent here by holy Armok himself, now, the land full of beer, in possesion of mortal dwarves. This is splendid.

[dead]

i feel like this would cause all of the dorfs in your fortress to take off their clothes and go frolic nakid in the beer rain. after which, your fortress population would double in size due to all the unprotected sex during the wild orgy of 102...

[Loud Whispers]

What if this is evil rain pretending to be beer?

[Ziga]

What if this is evil rain pretending to be beer?

ha! dwarfs practicly live off the stuff they know it's beer, and even if it was evil fake beer they would know cause there beard sense would tingle

[MadocComadrin]

Aye, they'll know. But they might not be able to tell the difference if it's Evil Beer. It's *shudders* alcohol-free, and your dwarves will never know until they are dropping dead from sobriety! D: