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[jetex1911]

I would create a room full of ice, which had a pool fueled by winter cold, while a cooking dwarf would be selling Elf-blood flavored Ice Cream!

Eh... Warlock - Master of the Arcane? 

[Frumple]

Boring Frumple just embarks on glacier, hoee. Slightly more interesting Frumple embarks on glacier besides ocean, then makes all the rooms out of a thermally conductive metal. Slightly less interesting, but still more interesting than boring, Frumple just mods his dwarves to be made from ice

Icedwarves actually more interesting, I guess. Will have to do that again at some point...

Throwing in for Avernum 6, via steam if possible. E:Or... or the bundle it's in, I guess, if feeling particularly generous. Just 6 is good too, though.

[cerapa]

I would construct a boiler, which boils water with magma. The steam then rises high into the atmosphere, creating clouds, and thus cooling the dwarves and the surrounding area.

I would like the Geneforge Saga on Steam.

[TherosPherae]

Mod dragons to have ice breath instead of fire breath. Then wait for one to show up, capture it, and set up a dragon-and-kobold-powered AC system.

As for if I win, just give someone else one of the games they asked for.

[superstepa]

I would butcher ice wolves and put their bodyparts in all the rooms

[Haspen]

I would build a system of tunnels that would melt ice at Glacier half a world away, and then painfully but precisely connect thousands of fort sites - with some hacking I believe - to form one superlong water bearing tunnel.
Thusly, I would have fresh, cold water straight from Glacier that would power up the bathrooms, fountains and swimming pools for all my dwarves, with 0% water-related deaths cuz I want to be nice to dwarves.

As for the game... hmm. Well, uhhh. Actually I'm here more for just telling how to cool my dwarves, not for game :v

But if I have too, Dungeons of Dredmor, I suppose? Haven't played new games in months

[inteuniso]

I would start the fort in a glacier. Then I would imprison the local titan and abuse his powers for my dwarves' comfort.

If I win, I'll take a copy of Minecraft.

[UltraValican]

I would turn them into zombies, because being dead is cold and clamy.

If you can I would take a Dota 2 key.

[Elu]

I would use gaseous booze, or Boozium.

1) Create a quantum stockpile somewhere away from the fortress.
2) Put fifty barrel of Boozium(the PH isotope works best and it's plentyful) in that stockpile, add random boulders as per cooling needed¹.
3) For obvious reasons the boozium will be compressed by untold Urists, wait until the generated heat disspiate(or rerout if to dorf sauna/gobboiler)
4) Grab the barrel and relocate them quickly(in normal stockpiles) in desired places around the fortress.
repeat as necessary.

Oh and of course in this dire times of hottiness every dwarf will be issued a personal nethercap mug for evercool drinks.

Should the random gods, and you, bless me, i would like arma2:CO, everyone here's talking (well)about it...


¹:in case of really, really hight heat

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add Hamstone to the stockpile for MAXIMUM COOLNESS

[joemoben]

Well first, I would carve out a grand fortress making it the largest in the land. Then, a month after the king decides to join us the terrible happens. A force of darkness has arrived, just when winter was coming. Then, I would activate my doomsday device. Meant to burn all that were outside the fortress with the holy fires of Armok, it unfortunately malfunctioned, dumping water on all who were in the meeting hall for security reasons. The water then froze, as winter happened.

I'd like Gratuitous Space Battles please. Also hemmingjay, you are a amazingly generous person who deserves to be praised.

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Flattery will get me anywhere. I know it! 

[hemmingjay]

Something strange happened here. The forecast called for a high of 102, but the temperature has been dropping instead of rising for the last few hours. I suspect elves an approaching storm has destabilized this heatwave.
Strangely enough, some weather sites are reporting a high temp of 99 while others said 104! I am waiting a little to let them get this sorted out, but we have between 1 and 3 winners as of now.


UPDATE: Called the weather service and they told me today's high was officially 99. Fear not! There will be at least 2 winners.

[sacasoh]

Well, to keep dwarves (or anything alive, including dogs - tested already) i'll give them leger beer and throw them in a pool, i think that's cool enought.

I would like to win, if the ramdom gods are nice, Guild Wars 2 US (yeah, i'm shameless of asking a $60 game), or Wargame - European Escalation on Steam.

I have some leger beer chillin, so i'll grab one, play some dorfs, and wait the results.

Thank you!

[Carcanken]

I would breed cats to an insane amount, freeze them, and turn them into popsicles.
 

I would ask for Guild Wars 2 US (if you could gift it, im not sure if you can), or if you couldnt, Sword of the Stars: Lords of Winter II.

[jocan2003]

Just in case i win.

I would make a mist generator in each room even for the pesky noble, but i think i dont have enough statue for them O_o.

( Watch dog pre-order )

If i cant have that one, well Fallout new vegas gold edition would be nice too.

[Moghjubar]

I would change the rules so that being cool is defined much higher than it currently is.  Then, I would have my nobles mandate cool thoughts, with breaches punishable by hammerer.  I would then mod elf blood to be quite *chilling*, just in case, and then make them the only alternative source of cooling on the map, and hope some dwarvish behavior kicks in.

As for choice if I win: I know what I want but I couldn't possibly ask for a giveaway of that much

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still haven't gotten skyrim, waiting for goty and saving cash

so SURPRISE ME (I have the humble bundles and only a few things on steam).