YOU HEARD ME
*ahem*
Dracula : Look who's here, it's my failure of a son.
Come to take my throne again? Pah. Pull the other one.
Your human heritage makes you cowardly and weak.
It's you who's the monster, you halfbreeded freak.
If you continue to defy me with all of your breath,
You can have a get - together with my old friend Death.
I'm the lord of this castle, your persistance is mania,
I'll never be killed. THIS. IS. CASTLEVANIA.
Alucard : That's where your wrong, my old man Drac.
You may have escaped hell, but I'm taking you back.
Your castle's just wierd and your monsters are shit.
Couldn't you decorate just even a little bit?
Yes, you're immortal and I'm just a kid,
I can still beat you senseless just like Trevor did.
Kicking your ass is so easy, it's no fun.
Just give up the act pops. I've already won.
Dracula : I was beaten before, but now I've returned!
And ready to show you a few tricks that I've learned.
The dark lord is back, and more fiendish than ever.
You'll never survive. That was my endeavour!
With Shaft's help, there's now two mirror castles,
Filled to the brim with my hellion vassals.
Alu'card', are you ready for some demonic poker?
'Coz I've dealt the hands. And you are the joker.
Alucard : Your words are as empty as your soul,
And your head for that matter, if that was your goal.
You hide in your throne room like a little princess,
It must be hard choosing your favourite dress.
Sending minions to stall me just makes me stronger,
But I can understand you want to live a bit longer.
Well, now here I am, and I'm ready to fight,
This is the end Drac. Your Symphony of the Night.
Dracula : I think you've forgotten - my best friend, my buddy,
You know him as Death, but you needn't worry,
For yours will be swift, when he makes you toast,
...That's made me feel peckish. Time for a pot roast.
Death : Alucard, I'm ashamed, you petulant boy.
You could have been my master. Now you're only my toy.
My sickles and scythes will put you in a spin,
Here come the taxes, 'coz DEATH ALWAYS WINS.
Alucard : Death? Something with your name is the Penultimate boss?
Your title is meaningless, I don't give a toss.
I find it quite funny, I'm not even trying,
But it seems you can't quite stop yourself from dying.
Where were we father? Ah, my coup d'etat
Tales of your end will ring near and far.
It pains me in truth, to kill my own dad,
But it isn't my fault if he drove himself mad.
Dracula : You think I am evil? Boy, you should discover
It was not me who murdered your beloved mother.
These humans are getting only what they had coming.
I'm sick of their sins being punished by nothing.
My hot blood runs red,
Your cold face is blue,
You're just a miserable pile of secrets.
Time to have at you!
*They fight and Dracula is mortally wounded*
Alucard : It was the same mother who told me one day
That because of their follies, humankind need not pay.
The life of a mortal is trouble enough,
Without netherworld creatures making it rough.
Now you may rest dad, and join mum in peace
For you have cast off all your ties with the beast.
It's a shame the reason you were fighting so long,
Was just a misguidance which caused you to do wrong.
Dracula : Alucard, my son, I thank you for freeing me,
Now the dark lord is gone and the world can rest peacefully...
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