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[Meistermoxx]

So, i spawned my swordsdwarf, walked 400 meters to the castle of the town and inside i found Iral, the deity.

Here we have a Deity:
Iral
A gigantic scaly anteater twisted into humanoid form. It undulates rythmically. Its clear scales are oval-shaped shaped and overlapping. Beware its poisonous bite!

It is very muscular.

After looting every single shield and buckler in the castle, i will now ask you guys what you would like for me to do.
Either way, im not leaving this imposter to deceit the innocent people any longer, for i am Thob Tobuldolush, the incredibly musculaor dwarven demi-god, with a neatly combed medium-length moustache!

[darkrider2]

Sounds like a demon that escaped the candy pits and convinced a civilization to worship them.

Kill it.

But preferably only if you are absolutely certain you can escape town alive.

[Meistermoxx]

So far, he has buised my spleen and liver and scratched my cheek open and my left foot off.

So i found an alder crutch

I have now fractured a lot of his bones, bruised his skin so there is dwarf blood and clear devil goo everywhere.

He is quite slow to move, but easy to miss and dodge.

EDIT: Seems this human female "exalted raptor" wished to help her master.
She is incredibly fast to attack me and attacks and moves many times faster than me.

Stabbed her head off in 1 attempt, so no biggie

[Headhanger]

If you die before slaying this beast, the world will know you as a failure.

If you die after slaying this beast, the world will know you as a hero.

[Meistermoxx]

Got 'im.

After having cut trough the lair of scales, fat, muscle, fractured the skull 8 times, torn the upepr spine many times, i managed to lop off his head.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/killedadeity.jpg/

Now, the entire civilisation must accept me as their new king. (they probably wont, since that isn't implementet, as far as i know)

[Corai]

Quick, flee town. They think you just murdered their god. So they are mad.

[Meistermoxx]

Quick, flee town. They think you just murdered their god. So they are mad.

SInce i lost my foot, i still havent practised so much crutch walker so my speed is aprox 320.
My new problem is that the only 2 civilisations are my own dwarf civ, and the human civ that now hates me :/
How am i supposed to be able to retire under these circuimstances?

[DavionFuxa]

You don't, and as such you pursue one of those options:

-Kill Everything that Moves
-Curl up into a ball and die

[Meistermoxx]

I am trying to find a necrotower and reanimate my foot (i brougt it with me).
Then i will go and reanimate the dead, headless, deity.

[lignition]

Before you go, drop the diety out of necro range.

[Meistermoxx]

Before you go, drop the diety out of necro range.

My world is a pocket island so i dont think there are any necros, and i havnt brought the body, since i am crippled enougth already

[Monk321654]

Can feet be reanimated? I thought only parts with a thought or grasper tag could be brought back to life?

[Corai]

Quick, flee town. They think you just murdered their god. So they are mad.

SInce i lost my foot, i still havent practised so much crutch walker so my speed is aprox 320.
My new problem is that the only 2 civilisations are my own dwarf civ, and the human civ that now hates me :/
How am i supposed to be able to retire under these circuimstances?

Crawl into the mountainhomes, you can retire even though they dont exist ingame.

[Meistermoxx]

Can feet be reanimated? I thought only parts with a thought or grasper tag could be brought back to life?

Yup, even horsehair

[darkrider2]

So yeah I walked into a fortress of the civ I'm working for. And there were books littered all over the ground, I thought this was a little odd.

Then I went into the central building. A Deity is running this place. I had just recruited everyone from the fort to work for me so I decided I would not kill him until all my compatriots die to the hydra I've been sent to kill.

Damn none of the books had the secrets of life and death in em.