I know this thread is kind of old, but I just found a pretty interesting character while browsing Legends. Probably the most badass goblin ever.
THE STORY OF ASLOT MALICESTRIKE THE SLIM DAGGERAslot was born in the year 86 in the dark fortress of Cackledwraiths. Her parents married in
83, at young ages. Her mother, Ngom Ruthlesssizzled, was a farmer. Her father, Snamoz
Lureseduced, was a dyer. He was a rough sort who murdered a fellow goblin named Strodno Profanetapers
in 86. Aslot also had two older brothers, Snodub Hatesin and Mato Boltedseduced.
In the year 89, Aslot's parents were killed fighting the Confederation of Deities, along with
most of her extended family. Her mother died in the Assaults of Sieging, while her father died
in the Assaulted Sieges.
After their deaths, she went to live in Curseamazes. Many other goblin
orphans also went to live there. The problem was that there were no adults in there, so they
were defenseless when the East Nations attacked the tower in the year 90. All of the orphans
were captured and sold into slavery.
Aslot was sent into the coastal village of Pulledcut, near the Plain of Echoing. There, she worked as a slave for seven years. In 97, Aslot escaped Pulledcut and fled into the
Plain of Echoing. She was eleven years old at the time. She lived there for about a year, before deciding to build her own fortress.
Aslot called her fortress Shellslies.
She built it close to the East Nations hamlet of Pasttin, which probably wasn't a smart move.
After she was done building it, she declared herself law-giver of the Rank Sins. A couple of months later, she descended into the Underworld.
There, she found five giant rats and tamed them. After she was done exploring, she returned to Shellslies.
The East Nations, annoyed by her act of defiance, decided to act. They sent a thousand-man army
to deal with a 13-year old girl and her pet rats.
The leader of the East Nations herself, Bepa Truthfulimages, led the attack. She was sixty-six
at the time.
Aslot Malicestrikes was the only person in the fortress. All she was armed with
was a whip. She was damn good with that whip.
Early into the fight, Aslot sustained a nasty arm injury.* But that didn't slow her down one
bit. She kept fighting for who knows how long. At one point, she fought Bepa Truthfulimages,
and won. Bepa managed to escape unscathed, but that probably didn't help troop morale.
During a lull in the fighting, Aslot was confronted by a crossbowman by the name of Monol
Lusterfill. He had been the one who had killed her giant rats. They agreed to a duel. Aslot's
shield had been battered badly by many hours of relentless fighting, so she couldn't block his
bolts. She was killed by a well-aimed bolt to the heart.
So ended the Siege of Hurricanes. The East Nations had won the battle, but it didn't feel like a victory. Aslot hadn't
gone down easy.
She had managed to kill a total of six hundred and eighty two enemies in that one single
battle. From that day on, she was known as Aslot Malicestrikes the Slim Dagger.
*The guy who ripped her arm, Anu Distancesteed, got his tongue ripped out. He's still alive, though. I'm curious what would happen if you talked to him in Adventure Mode.