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Author Topic: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)  (Read 36307 times)

Caellath

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #210 on: August 27, 2012, 02:06:48 pm »
Not good, specially since live dogs are smelly. Dead ones are even worse. Eisenhard's whiskers flinch as he feels the stink invading his nostrills before he regains his composure. Well, he's a stray, he already faced worse!

Throw rotten dog corpse out the bag.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #211 on: August 28, 2012, 11:58:42 am »
Quote from: NRDL on August 27, 2012, 01:54:30 am
"Well that was nice."

Find an NPC cat.
You sniff a bit and find another cat nearby...
"Help, a pack of wolves is trying to kill me! Would you take me to my safehouse!?"
"What?"
"Help, a pack of wolves is trying to kill me! Would you take me to my safehouse!?"

Darn. Looks like you found an escort quest NPC. (1)

Quote from: lawastooshort on August 27, 2012, 06:53:35 am
Evacuate all allies to 100m away from the house and then set it alight. Flee as soon as it takes.

You shout out the signal to order all but a few of your army to retreat. Before you explode the house, you prepare yourself in front of the house for your 'running from an explosion' scene. You activate the detonator, start running, and pull it off in perfect style. (6)

Quote from: Caellath on August 27, 2012, 02:06:48 pm
Not good, specially since live dogs are smelly. Dead ones are even worse. Eisenhard's whiskers flinch as he feels the stink invading his nostrills before he regains his composure. Well, he's a stray, he already faced worse!

Throw rotten dog corpse out the bag.

You open your bag, flipping it around and slowly tilting it. Luckily the dog stayed on top, and falls out first thing, without any of your other possessions getting un-Held. (5)

Turns reset.
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To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #212 on: August 28, 2012, 01:51:04 pm »
Search for a scent of former house until I need to eat, sleep or urinate.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #213 on: August 28, 2012, 01:53:36 pm »
>Make myself comfy on a surviving seat in the car.

>Wait for foolish, helpful human to stop and investigate the wreck.

>Begin writing memoirs meanwhile.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Caellath

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #214 on: August 29, 2012, 02:00:10 am »
Still disgusted at the heinous corpse of a dog, Eisenhard kicked it before heading off, maybe the best option would be...

Search for a criminal!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #215 on: August 29, 2012, 05:36:30 am »
"Enough of this."

Infect NPC cat. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #216 on: September 04, 2012, 11:10:51 am »
So, school is starting up again and this is likely to be a bit delayed at times. Will try to keep up with it though!

Quote from: lawastooshort on August 28, 2012, 01:51:04 pm
Search for a scent of former house until I need to eat, sleep or urinate.

You smell around, but again have no luck finding your former house. And you get hungry pretty quickly, so you really don't even find anywhere that anyone could have lived while searching. (2)

Quote from: Yoink on August 28, 2012, 01:53:36 pm
>Make myself comfy on a surviving seat in the car.

>Wait for foolish, helpful human to stop and investigate the wreck.

>Begin writing memoirs meanwhile.

You wait, and wait. No humans come, so you start writing the story of you life. With blood, since you don't have a pen. Fun! (2)

Quote from: NRDL on August 29, 2012, 05:36:30 am
"Enough of this."

Infect NPC cat. 

You bite the cat, attempting to infect it. However, you are so hungry that you suck her completely void of blood...she dies shortly after. Darn. (2)

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #217 on: September 04, 2012, 11:13:27 am »
Quote from: Caellath on August 29, 2012, 02:00:10 am
Still disgusted at the heinous corpse of a dog, Eisenhard kicked it before heading off, maybe the best option would be...

Search for a criminal!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 26: Back to the Library)
« Reply #218 on: September 04, 2012, 11:58:19 am »
Quote from: Caellath on September 04, 2012, 11:13:27 am
Quote from: Caellath on August 29, 2012, 02:00:10 am
Still disgusted at the heinous corpse of a dog, Eisenhard kicked it before heading off, maybe the best option would be...

Search for a criminal!

Oh, whoops! I'm sorry about that.

You look around a bit, trying to find something that could be considered 'evil'. Although you don't find anything exactly like that, you do find a trail of cat treats and blood, leading into a dark alleyway. They give you a bad feeling.. (3)

You can act again this turn.
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 28: Yummy Cats, Filled with Blood)
« Reply #219 on: September 04, 2012, 12:00:37 pm »
Eisenhard would raise a brow if he could...The situation is very suspicious.

Get into the dark alleyway, wary about threats.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 28: Yummy Cats, Filled with Blood)
« Reply #220 on: September 05, 2012, 02:57:12 am »
"Darn it."

Find a cat, a gnarly old one whose used to fighting, and promise him immortality in exchange for an alliance. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 28: Yummy Cats, Filled with Blood)
« Reply #221 on: September 05, 2012, 03:00:18 am »
Blast.

Find food. Gorge!
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 28: Yummy Cats, Filled with Blood)
« Reply #222 on: September 11, 2012, 05:55:58 pm »
Sorry, I've been pretty busy the last couple weeks. Starting to settle back into routine now, and I'll be better at keeping up, hopefully!

Quote from: Caellath on September 04, 2012, 12:00:37 pm
Eisenhard would raise a brow if he could...The situation is very suspicious.

Get into the dark alleyway, wary about threats.

You meander into the alley..quickly, to your left, you see something move in the shadows. As you go to inspect it though, whatever it was is gone. This is definitely something..interesting. (4)

Quote from: NRDL on September 05, 2012, 02:57:12 am
"Darn it."

Find a cat, a gnarly old one whose used to fighting, and promise him immortality in exchange for an alliance. 

You find an old, hermit cat living on top of one of the buildings nearby. He didn't become so old by being reckless, though, so he tells you that he is wary of any offerings from freaky mutant cats. He tells you that he needs some time to consider, and to come back at the next new moon. (4)

Quote from: lawastooshort on September 05, 2012, 03:00:18 am
Blast.

Find food. Gorge!

You wander around and find a bush of berries nearby! Hurrah! You eat every single berry off the bush, and are totally full...at least until you start throwing up. Turns out those were the poisonous-to-cats-and-other-small-animals Bogey Berries! You feel a bit ill. (1)

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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 29: Bogey Berries!)
« Reply #223 on: September 12, 2012, 12:34:53 am »
Eisenhard tries to follow the shadow!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 29: Bogey Berries!)
« Reply #224 on: September 12, 2012, 01:06:38 am »
"At least I've got something to go on."

Enter into a deep state of hibernation, until the next new moon.  Only awaken when a threat arises, or when the new moon finally appears. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.
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