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[Caellath]

Eisenhard tries to find a Raging Judge pistol.

[NRDL]

Find any organic creature with healthy blood, and BITE!

[lawastooshort]

Use one of my exploding soldiers to set fire to the store. Then flee the scene, with the rest of my army.

We must find some sort of quest. But first we must destroy the evidence.

[quinnr]

Eisenhard tries to find a Raging Judge pistol.

A pistol? Well, you aren't sure where you'd find one around here. You do find a water pistol lying around the back though, so I guess that'll do. (4)

Find any organic creature with healthy blood, and BITE!

A couple of humans who survived whatever terrible apocalypse that seems to have killed most of their kind come out of a nearby building. Entranced by your cuteness, they walk towards you, at least until you burst out your wings and fly at their faces, consuming both of their souls. (6)

Use one of my exploding soldiers to set fire to the store. Then flee the scene, with the rest of my army.

We must find some sort of quest. But first we must destroy the evidence.

You send a little stuffed animal into the store. Unfortunately, it appears to be a genetic mutant and instead sends shards of ice everywhere in the collapsed store. (2)

[lawastooshort]

Right. My army and me need to find the base of operations of the technological fiends that threaten to usurp our position as rightful takers of the humans' time and affection.

Search for an outpost of technology! Assess its strengths and weaknesses stealthily.

[Caellath]

A water pistol is effective against cats, but that alone won't do. Eisenhard needs real weapons so he can blow stuff up! Or so he thinks.

Eisenhard searches for a gunstore.

[Yoink]

>Build traps around the ranch's entrances, where triggering them will send lumps of firewood falling on whoever's beneath.
>Make myself a secret cat-flap to enter and exit through, so as not to risk setting them off myself.

[NRDL]

Use their blood AND souls to increase my power.

[quinnr]

Right. My army and me need to find the base of operations of the technological fiends that threaten to usurp our position as rightful takers of the humans' time and affection.

Search for an outpost of technology! Assess its strengths and weaknesses stealthily.

You look around a bit..the closest technology hideout you can sense is an..advertisement video store a couple miles down the road. (2)

A water pistol is effective against cats, but that alone won't do. Eisenhard needs real weapons so he can blow stuff up! Or so he thinks.

Eisenhard searches for a gunstore.

You find a gunstore, conveniently nearby! It appears that they don't even lock up the guns inside, either, as far as you can tell from the outside! New Location Revealed! (6)

>Build traps around the ranch's entrances, where triggering them will send lumps of firewood falling on whoever's beneath.
>Make myself a secret cat-flap to enter and exit through, so as not to risk setting them off myself.

You take the firewood from the back of the house in the ranch, as well as getting some local beavers to assist in cutting down some more trees from the forest out back. You then get the local beaver family to dam up any possible entrances to the ranch, and then install a small cat-flap, with a lock. (5)

Use their blood AND souls to increase my power.

You go through an ancient vampire ritual and use the absorbed souls and blood to boost your power. You think your next action using vampirism will have a higher chance of succeeding. (4)

[Caellath]

Eisenhard purrs as his kitty eyes watch all those guns. Hmm...Those will sruely come in handy.

Eisenhard starts to store some guns in hammerspace.

[lawastooshort]

Go to the advertisement video store! Attempt to gauge its weaknesses without it spotting me or my army.

[NRDL]

Fly to Belikoj.

[quinnr]

Sorry guys, I was sick the last couple of days and unable to actually type properly (I had a seriously bad headache..I actually kept trying to type on the wrong row of keys and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working for a minute.)

Eisenhard purrs as his kitty eyes watch all those guns. Hmm...Those will sruely come in handy.

Eisenhard starts to store some guns in hammerspace.

You shove some guns in a bag hanging on the counter in back. Unfortunately, despite how many you shove in, the bag does not transform into a Bag of Holding..it's just a lame oilskin sack. (2)

Go to the advertisement video store! Attempt to gauge its weaknesses without it spotting me or my army.

You ride your epic army over to the Video Game store, having a few of them destroy light posts as you go. Once you get there, you see that it is no easy task to get in..the doors are all locked, and they have one of those fancy roll-down doors that locks in place, denying all access. (3)

Fly to Belikoj.

You activate the souls that you have absorbed, boosting your power. (+2) You then begin your flight. Although it is difficult to fly for great distances with your powers (-2), you manage to make it all the way there safely with your added power. (4-2+2=4)

Turns reset.

[Caellath]

Eisenhard mrowwws annoyedly. He must have a bag of holding for his stuff, and he needs it now.

Find Bag of Holding, or create one.

[lawastooshort]

"Nice work destroying the lights, lads! Keep it up! Now, this fiendish beast has raised his armour for the night - so we're going to stake it out and pounce when it is vulnerable! Arnie, Johnnie, you take first watch - the rest of you, get some sleep!"

Stake out the shop. Sleep briefly and then wait until dawn. When half a dozen humans have walked in, strike! Send exploding cuddly toys to all four corners of the shop to explode simultaneously, and then storm the shop on foot and wipe out all survivors! Leave no shiny technological thing alive!